Many Apologies to Iowa From Louisiana but really, keep Jindal, we don’t want him

I would like to apologize to any Iowans out there for the omnipresence of our ambitious and irritating Governor Bobby Jindal.  I feel the need to do this because he’s going to be with you more than us for the next few years.  We can’t do anything more for him and you can.  So, he’s your problem now.  We’re just glad to be rid of him frankly.  Sorry it had to happen to you, but really, we appreciate it.

He’s such a problem that the Des Moines Register has told him to leave Iowa alone.  Actually, they told him that he got on the wrong bus.

thistle to Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal for having the temerity to come here to lecture Iowans about their judges. Jindal was on the recent bus tour across the state campaigning to unseat Iowa Supreme Court Justice David Wiggins. This is the governor of a state whose courts have consistently been ranked No. 49 out of the 50 states in the respected state courts survey by the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. Iowa consistently ranks in the top five or 10 states overall in the survey of business lawyers. In Marshalltown, Jindal got a laugh with the remark that “Some of these judges, they actually make the replacement refs in the NFL look like geniuses.” That may be the case in his state: In the 2008 survey, Louisiana’s judges were rated the worst among the 50 states in the area of competence. Maybe Iowa Gov. Terry Branstad should head down to Louisiana and take a bus tour to persuade the good people of that state to reform their system of electing judges.

According to another Lousiana Blogger whose been watching the Jindal Migration and search for the next BIG office, he’s been up to all kinds of things in Iowa.  Well, at least he can’t voucherize their educational system into a free for all funding of whacky christofascist cult camps. Bob Mann has been keeping up with Travels with Bobby.

Jindal, as you may recall, recently neglected his gubernatorial duties to spend a day trekking across Iowa, crusading against gay marriage and meddling in a state Supreme Court race.

That prompted a retired hotel clerk from Marion, Iowa, Dave Gregory, to send a letter to the editor of the Baton Rouge Advocate:

Your governor, Bobby Jindal, has traveled from town to town across Iowa crusading against gay marriage. Many suspect he’s already campaigning for the 2016 Iowa Presidential Caucuses.

We Iowans were recently subjected to an endless parade of Republican candidates during the 2012 Presidential Caucuses. We really don’t need Gov. Jindal’s wisdom and advice for the next four years.

Please call back your governor and find something for him to do. Aren’t there any homosexuals to persecute in Louisiana?

Yes, Bobby the guy well known for speaking faster than the speed of light–a well known snake oil salesman attribute–and for participating in the kidnapping and assault of a young women in the guise of “spiritual warefare” is now doing a full frontal assault on Iowa.   The aforementioned letter to the editor got a response down here in the Baton Rouge Advocate.  Namely, we don’t want him back.  He ran unopposed because the Democratic Party in Louisiana basically became nonexistent after Katrina.  No one voted in that election and he won by basically being anointed by the few wankers that voted.

In response to Dan Gregory of Marion, Iowa, (Oct. 1) who asked that we take our governor back home so he would stop crusading against gay marriage in Iowa: Bobby Jindal doesn’t have to get personally involved in persecuting homosexuals in Louisiana.

He has the Louisiana Family Forum and Tony Perkins’ Family Research Council to take care of that for him, so he won’t get his hands dirty at home. 
Sorry, Iowa, but we don’t want him either.

David Neubig


Baton Rouge

Bobby only does things that Bobby thinks will get him the next highest office. Right now, he’s basically doing anything the Teavangelicals want and Louisiana is suffering and hating him for it.  Every one hates Jindal’s voucher program and his personal popularity is way way off.

And now a Southern Media and Opinion Research Poll finds Jindal sinking like a stone. It’s no surprise, but 89% of those surveyed don’t like Jindal’s slash and burn of the public Charity Hospitals. More startlingly, Jindal’s prized voucher program is opposed by 54% of Louisianians:

The poll shows Gov. Bobby Jindal with a 51 percent approval rating. That compares with 61 percent last spring and 64 percent a year ago

Reductions for the LSU-operated charity hospital system are particularly unpopular. Eighty-nine percent said they were concerned by the cuts. Seventy-nine percent said the charity system would not be able to provide the same quality of health care, and 80 percent said Louisiana residents would lose access to health care as a result.

Among the poll’s other findings:

  • On the issue of school vouchers, 54 percent were opposed.
  • Salaries for state executives and political appointees were a hot button issue with 86 percent saying annual salaries of $175,000 and above are excessive or not justified.
  • 47 percent favor eliminating tax exemptions to increase state revenue compared to 35 percent opposed, which tracks with widespread opposition to deeper budget cuts.
  • 69 percent said the Legislature should be more independent from the governor

Bad news all around. #Vouchergate isn’t going well for Team Jindal. Nor are his high-priced public employee hires.

And it looks like the tax credit monster is about to bite Jindal back…

Jindal isn’t worried, however. He’s spent the last week campaigning for judges in Iowa, in some fields of dreams.

Jindal knows he can’t run for governor and really doesn’t care from here on out what he does to Louisiana.  He’s just building up his ‘conservative’ Republican credentials by railroading the state.

Let’s not forget he’s defunded the state’s library and left us with this voucher program that’s probably going to bring down a lot of public school systems in the state.

Louisiana is embarking on the nation’s boldest experiment in privatizing public education, with the state preparing to shift tens of millions in tax dollars out of the public schools to pay private industry, businesses owners and church pastors to educate children.

Starting this fall, thousands of poor and middle-class kids will get vouchers covering the full cost of tuition at more than 120 private schools across Louisiana, including small, Bible-based church schools.

The following year, students of any income will be eligible for mini-vouchers that they can use to pay a range of private-sector vendors for classes and apprenticeships not offered in traditional public schools. The money can go to industry trade groups, businesses, online schools and tutors, among others.

Every time a student receives a voucher of either type, his local public school will lose a chunk of state funding.

“We are changing the way we deliver education,” said Governor Bobby Jindal, a Republican who muscled the plan through the legislature this spring over fierce objections from Democrats and teachers unions. “We are letting parents decide what’s best for their children, not government.”

The concept of opening public schools to competition from the private sector has been widely promoted in recent years by well-funded education reform groups.

Of the plans so far put forward, Louisiana’s plan is by far the broadest. This month, eligible families, including those with incomes nearing $60,000 a year, are submitting applications for vouchers to state-approved private schools.

That list includes some of the most prestigious schools in the state, which offer a rich menu of advanced placement courses, college-style seminars and lush grounds. The top schools, however, have just a handful of slots open. The Dunham School in Baton Rouge, for instance, has said it will accept just four voucher students, all kindergartners. As elsewhere, they will be picked in a lottery.

Far more openings are available at smaller, less prestigious religious schools, including some that are just a few years old and others that have struggled to attract tuition-paying students.

The school willing to accept the most voucher students — 314 — is New Living Word in Ruston, which has a top-ranked basketball team but no library. Students spend most of the day watching TVs in bare-bones classrooms. Each lesson consists of an instructional DVD that intersperses Biblical verses with subjects such chemistry or composition.

And of course, who could forget this Jindal “education” initiative?

Jindal has an elite résumé. He was a biology major at my school, Brown University, and a Rhodes scholar. He knows the science, or at least he ought to. But in his rise to prominence in Louisiana, he made a bargain with the religious right and compromised science and science education for the children of his state. In fact, Jindal’s actions at one point persuaded leading scientific organizations, including theSociety for Integrative and Comparative Biology, to cross New Orleans off their list of future meeting sites (PDF).

What did Jindal do to produce a hornet’s nest of “mad scientists,” as Times-Picayune writer James Gill described them? He signed into law, in Gill’s words, the “Louisiana Science Education Act (LSEA), which is named for what it is designed to destroy.” The act allows “supplemental textbooks and other instructional materials” to be brought into classrooms to support the “open and objective discussion” of certain “scientific theories,” including, of course, evolution. As educators who have heard such coded language before quickly realized, the act was intended to promote creationism as science. In April, Kevin Carman, dean of the College of Science at Louisiana State University, testified before the Louisiana Senate’s Education Committee that two top scientists had rejected offers to come to LSU because of the LSEA, and the school may lose more scientists in the future.

And now Jindal is poised to spend millions of dollars of state money to support the teaching of creationism in private schools.

The state of Louisiana has had a problem with evolution for a long, long time. In 1981, it passed a “Balanced Treatment for Creation-Science and Evolution-Science Act,” which required the teaching of creation science alongside “evolution-science” in public schools. The Supreme Court struck it down in 1987 (in Edwards v. Aguillard), finding that creationism is inherently religious, and that the law’s “preeminent religious purpose” placed it in violation of the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. Case closed? Not really.

When Jindal stepped into Republican politics in Louisiana, he had a choice to make. He could defend mainstream science, which sees evolution as the powerful, strongly supported, and widely tested theory that it is today. Or he could have joined the doubters and deniers that populate the electorate in his party. Campaigning for the governorship in 2007, Jindal touted his Christian faith, shied away from specific statements about evolution, and emphasized his commitment to local control of education. Louisianans didn’t have to wait long to find out what this meant for science.

Jindal signed the LSEA into law in 2008, endorsing the thinly veiled attempt to allow creationism into the science classrooms of his state. The backers of the law made it clear that material on intelligent design would be high on the list of supplemental materials that local boards and teachers could present to their students.

Please Iowa!  Do us a favor!  Just keep him there for the rest of his term so he can’t damage us any more!   I was kind of hoping Mitt would take him off our hands but it seem not even Mitt is THAT stupid.  So, we are so sorry Iowa.    Just look at our alligator tears!!!

10 Comments on “Many Apologies to Iowa From Louisiana but really, keep Jindal, we don’t want him”

  1. There needs to be some “Politician Lost and we don’t want to find him” bin.

    • dakinikat says:

      There are quite a few that need to be dumped there.

      • RalphB says:

        I’m sure we could all come up with several of them.

      • dakinikat says:

        This guy is evil. He’ll do anything to get that record to run on and I don’t think he’s got much of a chance to get any farther. But then, we got Vitter now and I thought after the diapers and the prostitutes he’d be gone this time.

      • bostonboomer says:

        Jindal is doing the same thing Romney did, and look how that worked out. We had the same feelings about Romney when he was pretending to be governor of MA while he ran around the country running for president.

  2. dakinikat says:

    Ha! Here’s an editorial in what’s left in the TP!


    The administration has repeatedly argued that the governor’s travels outside the state do not distract from his work in Louisiana. That simply can’t be true.

    These are not easy times in Louisiana. This week alone, the state announced massive cuts in the health care LSU provides to the poor and started moving mentally ill patients out of Southeast Louisiana Hospital in Mandeville in preparation for closing the hospital.

    The community and advocates for patients continue to protest the closure. Sign-wielding protestors gathered outside the hospital gates Tuesday. St. Tammany officials, including some of the governor’s legislative leaders, say they were blindsided by the administration’s decision to shutter the hospital. And they have offered to kick in money to help the state offset its budget deficit.

    Gov. Jindal’s health secretary met with parish leaders, indicated the administration would be happy for a private operator to take over and then proceeded with the shutdown.

  3. dakinikat says:

    From Louisiana’s favorite muckeraker CB Forgotston

    It’s time for us to admit the truth – Bobby Jindal is finished with Louisiana.

    There is a rather sad plea for Bobby to do the right thing on Saturday’s Times Picayune blog (Yes, that is what it is 4 days a week). See it here.

    Face the facts, folks; Bobby is a “lame duck” in Louisiana.

    Unlike our previous governors, Bobby is still very young, politically-ambitious and no longer has “skin in the game” in Louisiana.

    To my knowledge Bobby doesn’t even own a home in Louisiana. He has lived rent-free in public housing for the last four years.

    Seriously, does anyone think that when Jindal leaves office he is going to become a lobbyist in Louisiana? Become a professor at LSU? Work for some Louisiana think tank? Run for another office in Louisiana?

    No, Bobby’s future is beyond the borders of Louisiana and he shows it everyday.

  4. NW Luna says:

    “Intelligent design” hahahaha!

    Anyone who really believes in that hasn’t studied anatomy & physiology.