Saturday Night with the Stupids

I know that title is kind of harsh, but I’m beginning to lose my patience with the Republican candidates for President. How on earth can anyone even consider voting for one of these people? Just looking quickly at the headlines on Google, I was able to find multiple examples of complete idiocy from Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and Herman Cain.

Today Rick Perry went pheasant hunting in northern Iowa and was quoted as saying that he has had a “long love affair with guns.”

“As long as I’ve got memory, I had something to go hunting with,” Perry told a small gaggle of reporters at the Loess Hills Hunting Preserve. “It was a long love affair with a boy and his gun that turned into a man and his gun, and then it turned into a man and his son and his daughter and their guns.”

Look, I have nothing against hunting. My grandfather used to go pheasant hunting in North Dakota every year, and we enjoyed eating what he brought back. But I can’t imagine my grandfather ever talking about loving his guns. That’s just sick.

The Boston Globe noted that Perry seemed a lot more comfortable holding a gun than performing on the debate stage. And he wants to make it easy for everyone to become a gun-lover.

As governor, Perry supported legislation that made it easier for Texans to pay for a concealed handgun license, and a bill to let them keep their concealed handgun licenses for five years instead of four. He helped cut agreements with other states to let Texans carry their concealed handguns outside the state.

Perry has his own concealed handgun license — and regularly carries one, once famously shooting a coyote that was threatening his daughter’s Labrador retriever while out on a jog. The gun company, Ruger, has a special version of its .380 in Perry’s honor: the True Texan Coyote Special.

And where it comes to guns, Perry has plenty of the same aggressive bravado he’s displayed on the debate stage. He sent a video introduction to the National Rifle Association Convention that featured him shooting a rifle and calling himself “a believer in the notion that gun control is hitting what you’re aiming at.” (He’s also said it’s “use both hands.”)

Something tells me if Perry ever got elected, he’d get worse treatment from the Villagers than Carter or Clinton did. He comes across as the consummate hillbilly (not that there’s anything inherently wrong with being a hillbilly).

Perry also announced his “economic plan” today, and it’s going to drive Dakinikat nuts.

Rick Perry previewed the economic plan he will roll out on Tuesday, saying he would call for trashing the current tax code and replacing it with a flat tax, ending all earmarks, enacting a balanced budget amendment and reforming entitlements.

“It’s time to get Washington out of the way in order for us to preserve the American way,” Perry said. “The American people may be bruised but they’re not broken and they want a new president who can deliver the hope and change that this one that we have today promised.”

It sounds pretty changy, but not very hopey, if you ask me. Perry also had this to say about women’s reproductive rights:

Maintaining the U.S. moral authority in the world begins with preventing abortion and protecting “innocent and vulnerable unborn children,” Perry said.

For that reason, government must take an active role in legislating restrictions on the procedure, he said.

Really? The country’s “moral authority” depends on controlling women’s bodies? What about torture, war, summary assassinations, and government corruption? I guess those are all “moral.”

Next up, Michele Bachmann. A couple of days ago, her entire New Hampshire staff quit, and she didn’t even know it.

According to POLITICO and WUMR, Bachmann’s entire New Hampshire staff jumped ship, partly because they hadn’t been paid in a month. That story seemed to make sense, considering the severe fundraising shortfalls in the Bachmann camp and growing dissatisfaction with her as a candidate.

However, Bachmann released a statement about her New Hampshire staff, saying, “That is a shocking story to me… I don’t know where this came from, but we’ve made call and it’s certainly not true.” Well, if she’s made calls, then certainly we must believe her! There’s no way Michele Bachmann could be so incredibly wrong about the status of her own campaign!

….According to Jeff Chidester, who is either Bachmann’s current New Hampshire campaign director if you believe Michele, or her former campaign director if you believe Jeff, “The New Hampshire team has quit.” When asked about Michele’s statement that they were still working for her, Chidester added, “I’m sorry the national team is confused. They shouldn’t be.”

Sigh…

But Herman Cain has to be the stupidest of these three. He amazed everyone by going on CNN and, in so many words, declaring himself pro-choice. Now he’s trying to walk that back, and not doing a very good job of it. Here his is on Fox News sounding completely confused. This guy has no understanding of any issue–even the ones most near and dear to his wingnut fans.


12 Comments on “Saturday Night with the Stupids”

  1. bostonboomer says:

    This is really the best the Republicans can do?

  2. Pat Johnson says:

    I christened this “The Year of the Stupid” and they haven’t let me down yet.

    All it needed to complete “The Unbelievably Year of the Stupid” was to have Trump or Palin enter the race which saved us the agony of trying to sort out the “least” from the “most” in this pack of morons.

    • bostonboomer says:

      I can’t recall ever seeing such embarrassingly bad candidates in my lifetime. The Republican Party should just give up and die.

      • The Rock says:

        And yet because of Obumbles, there is actually a chance that one of these yaywhos will actually be sworn in as POTUS 45. The republicans can trot out such a lackluster lineup because the Dems have shown that they are less than impressive in every aspect. The DNC elevates a man that has no convictions to the WH, never even attempts to right the wrongs of the past administration with a supermajority in Congress, capitulates on ALL its core convictions in the name of campaign donations, and sells out the two constituencies that are under the most assault – women and the poor. Of course the republican party would field a lineup made up of crazy people!! Bought and paid for by the corporate interests running this world.

        Asshats.

        Hillary 2012

  3. quixote says:

    You all realize the implication, right? Think about it. Perry doesn’t seem to be quite clear on where kids come from. (Hint, it’s not any gun.) Cain can’t fight his way out of a wet kleenex tissue. But Bachman is merely terminally disorganized. Conclusion: Bachman is by far the most qualified!

    When did the most powerful country on the planet become something out of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest?

  4. Minkoff Minx says:

    I think Perry was just talking about how much he loves dick…

    I mean…how much he loves his warm gun…