Obama’s America: “Midnight in a Coal Mine”

Midnight shift at a Virginia coal mine

I’m sure this guy must be a conservative, but his column is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages! Steve Chapman at The Chicago Tribune on “Why Obama Should Withdraw”:

When Ronald Reagan ran for re-election in 1984, his slogan was “Morning in America.” For Barack Obama, it’s more like midnight in a coal mine….The vultures are starting to circle. Former White House spokesman Bill Burton said that unless Obama can rally the Democratic base, which is disillusioned with him, “it’s going to be impossible for the president to win.” Democratic consultant James Carville had one word of advice for Obama: “Panic.”

But there is good news for the president. I checked the Constitution, and he is under no compulsion to run for re-election. He can scrap the campaign, bag the fundraising calls and never watch another Republican debate as long as he’s willing to vacate the premises by Jan. 20, 2013.

That’s exactly what I’ve been recommending for awhile now: Obama needs to do an LBJ and step aside in favor of someone competent, someone who can win. Chapman even has a suggestion.

America's most popular political figure

The ideal candidate would be a figure of stature and ability who can’t be blamed for the economy. That person should not be a member of Congress, since it has an even lower approval rating than the president’s.

It would also help to be conspicuously associated with prosperity. Given Obama’s reputation for being too quick to compromise, a reputation for toughness would be an asset.

As it happens, there is someone at hand who fits this description: Hillary Clinton. Her husband presided over a boom, she’s been busy deposing dictators instead of destroying jobs, and she’s never been accused of being a pushover.

Not only that, Clinton is a savvy political veteran who already knows how to run for president. Oh, and a new Bloomberg poll finds her to be merely “the most popular national political figure in America today.”

Isn’t it amazing how many people are proposing the same solutions to America’s problems these days?


7 Comments on “Obama’s America: “Midnight in a Coal Mine””

  1. bostonboomer says:

    White House pushes back hard at Suskind

    http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=FF28A3E3-41A9-4D47-A84A-583EB6814177

    Sorry, Obots, it’s not going to work. Give it up. Quit while you’re ahead. At least you haven’t collapsed the government yet.

  2. dakinikat says:

    What’s amazing to me is the CHORUS of these kinds of comments coming out this week. It’s like the press has finally decided to look at the real situation. However, it’s too damned late! I just can’t see Obama doing an LBJ unless some really interesting people ask him to do it.

    The black caucus reading the writing on the wall and they’re worried about the incredibly high levels of black unemployment.

    http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/09/18/v-fullstory/2413197/black-caucus-head-treads-line.html

  3. bluelady says:

    It was just karma that I happened to see a few seconds of Bill Clinton on some morning show today being asked about the “buyer’s remorse” thingey that’s going around- y’know the Hillary we could have had her. If you heard his answer, you would just marvel at how consummate a politician he is, quick thinking, doesn’t fall for the hook….Damn he’s good.(That’s all I caught-)

  4. joanelle says:

    Ok, so get some new pantsuits, cut your hair, open some time in your calendar and get ready to run Hillary, run!!!