Breaking: Cain Becomes a Quitterfella

"In your face uppity women and lame stream media! Can I have a reality show now?"

Following in the footsteps of Quitterella,  Cain goes rogue, rides in and out on his electric Koolaid acid bus named Further, and probably is on the hunt for a reality show, or a Fox Gig,and money for Plan B.  Plan B is either sell Books or find more Booty behind Gloria Cain’s Back.  Rumors abound that he’s going to support Michelle Bachmann.  Funny,there’s probably no money in that.  He’s probably just appeasing his “we’ll believe anything” fan club so they’ll continue to buy his junk.  Bachmann’s detachment from reality fits right in with that.

An unapologetic and defiant Herman Cain suspended his presidential campaign on Saturday, pledging that he “would not go away,” even as he abandoned hope of winning the Republican nomination. Instead, Mr. Cain announced what he called a “Plan B,” continued advocacy of his tax and foreign policy plans.

“As of today, with a lot of prayer and soul searching, I am suspending my presidential campaign,” Mr. Cain said. “Because of the continued distractions, the continued hurt caused on me and my family, not because we are not fighters. Not because I’m not a fighter.”

Mr. Cain, his wife at his side and adamantly professing his innocence, went out much the way he came in. The circus-like atmosphere – complete with numerous postponements, barbeque, a blues band and supporters in colonial-era dress – was in keeping with the campaign’s irreverence and disarray since its inception: Mr. Cain, a self-styled rebel, announced his intention to run earlier this year at a rally, also in Atlanta, with the nonsensical phrase, “Aw, shucky ducky!”

I’m still hoping that Gloria Cain goes rogue and hires Gloria Allred. Watcha think?