What is wrong with the Republicans in this country?

Okay, here’s more news that has me asking wtf is wrong with this country?  Well, more specifically what’s wrong with the Republicans in this country.  Actually, a lot of it seems to be wtf is wrong with old white republican white guys?

This is shirtless fbi guy.  Just be glad his pants haven’t dropped any farther.  Is this really supposed to be a turn on?  Men … do not send any of us unsolicited pictures of your junk or naked chest unless we ask for it.  Please!!!  It’s creepy!!!!  We like controlled access to male nudity, okay? (i.e We control the access.)

  Then, there’s this story where the Maine GOP chairman freaks out over “dozens” of black voters.

Charlie Webster said he has suspicions about voter fraud because hundreds of first-time voters registered on Election Day. He refused to say what towns he was talking about or reveal other specifics, but he said the allegations aren’t racially motivated.

“It doesn’t matter to me whether they’re black or Chinese or Indonesian. The issue isn’t that. The issue is that people have come into vote that no one had seen before,” he said.

And … a “TOP” Georgia GOP lawmaker accuses the President of leading a Mind Control Plot in something that sounds like it’s straight out of some bad 1950s cold war movie.

President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as “Delphi” to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That’s according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month.

On October 11, at a closed-door meeting of the Republican caucus convened by the body’s majority leader, Chip Rogers, a tea party activist told Republican lawmakers that Obama was mounting this most diabolical conspiracy. The event—captured on tape by a member of the Athens-based watchdog Better Georgia (who was removed from the room after 52 minutes)—had been billed as an information session on Agenda 21, a nonbinding UN agreement that commits member nations to promote sustainable development. In the eyes of conservative activists, Agenda 21 is a nefarious plot that includes forcibly relocating non-urban-dwellers and prescribing mandatory contraception as a means of curbing population growth. The invitation to the Georgia state Senate event noted the presentation would explain: “How pleasant sounding names are fostering a Socialist plan to change the way we live, eat, learn, and communicate to ‘save the earth.'”

Meanwhile, my right wing religious freaky looking and speaking Governor  Piyush “Bobby” Jindal is trying to convince the rest of the nation he’s the voice of sanity and ‘education’ in the party.  This is the same governor that’s forcing creationism in our school and draining public education funds to whacky schools that do not have to have any standards.  Does the governor who is famous for kidnapping and abusing a young woman in college in the name of “spiritual warfare” in an exorcism then wrote about it the Oxford school newspaper really think people will believe him?

“And, secondly, we need to continue to show how our policies help every voter out there achieve the American Dream, which is to be in the middle class, which is to be able to give their children an opportunity to be able to get a great education. … So, I absolutely reject that notion, that description. I think that’s absolutely wrong.”

I’ve written over and over how the governor has wrecked education in my state.  Does he think no one’s going to look into it?

And, Karl Rove explains it all to us in the WSJ yet again!  Hasn’t this man proven he is irrelevant and incompetent enough that we don’t have to hear from him any more?  Between Rove, McCain, and Lady Lindsey oooh and Lady McConnell, I’ve just about had it with full frontal, public, breakdowns by angry, mean and bitter old white dudes.

“Mitt Romney had what I scientifically call a butt-ugly primary,” Rove told a crowd gathered to hear him speak at Northwest Pennsylvania Collegiate Academy, according to the Erie Times-News. He went on to explain that the lengthy contest featured “way too many debates” and became overly focused on social issues instead of the economy.

Here’s my rational and objective response to all this butt ugly white man angst. (Oh, Bobby counts cause he’s a serious wanna be …)