Apologies And Cockroaches

I’m always amazed when politicians/public personas do or say something truly idiotic, catch flack for it in the press and/or the court of public opinion, and then apologize in a half-ass way

It’s those girl scouts, again! 

This is often referred to as: Making A Bad Situation Worse!

And so here comes the utterly pathetic apology of Bob Morris, Republican State Rep from Indiana, who went on a moral crusade against the Girl Scouts of America, charging they were a secretive arm of Planned Parenthood [automatically bad in Morris’s opinion] and as such were indoctrinating our daughters in the corrosive ideas of feminism, lesbianism and yes, even communism.  Morris made these accusations in a ‘letter of concern,’ which he sent to fellow Indiana legislators.  How could he know that his written opinion [the result of tireless web-based research by his own admission] would go public, putting him and his ravings on review?

The world is truly an unfair place!

No doubt the publicity proved problematic for Morris because he has now offered an apology.  Of sorts.  He’s willing to admit that his words were: emotional, reactionary and inflammatory.  He did not mean to impugn those families active in Girl Scout organizations that are run in a responsible manner, those promoting leadership, community involvement and family values.

This flies in the face of earlier comments [Tuesday of this week] to a local radio station, where Morris said:

“The Girl Scouts of America don’t stand for anything. They let those girls do what they want in their troop meetings.”

How quickly these righteous warriors fold when exposed to the daylight.  Now Morris says he should not have painted the Girl Scouts with “such a broad brush.”

“Had I known this letter would have gone to a wider audience, I would have cited further evidence for my position,” Morris wrote.

Let me play a little inside betting on this one: I’ll stake you 10:1 that had Morris known the letter would have gone public, he would never have written it.  It’s easy to be a bully and nincompoop when you think the team is squarely on your side.  It’s an altogether different scenario when you’re exposed for what you are: a religious reactionary with an axe to grind, in this case against anything or anyone connected to Planned Parenthood.  And where would a Bob Morris get the sense that smearing the Girl Scouts and Planned Parenthood was A-okay?

From the rah-rah being given to the likes of Rick Santorum, whose recent ravings have been heralded ‘as sincere, steadfast.’  I’m sure the judges in Salem were viewed with the same sanguine eye.

Morris’s full apology can be found here.

Satan's Wafers

But men like Morris just cannot help themselves.  Yes, they want the public attention to go away but they just cannot or will not back down.  Even in apology, Morris feels the need to challenge:

On March 5, 2004, the Girl Scouts of the United States of America’s CEO, Kathy Cloninger, stated in an interview on the NBC Today Show that the Girl Scouts USA partners with Planned Parenthood with regard to sex education for Girl Scouts. To my knowledge, the Girl Scouts USA have not rescinded, corrected or denied that statement.

There you go.  Sex education = sexualization.  Why?  Because we all know that ignorance is bliss.   In fact, Rick Santorum disclosed to Mania Meister Glenn Beck that higher education is a dangerous thing, that the President’s plan to extend college educations to ever more students is a dark, nefarious plot:

On the president’s efforts to boost college attendance, Santorum said, “I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely … The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country.”

He claimed that “62 percent of kids who go into college with a faith commitment leave without it,” but declined to cite a source for the figure. And he floated the idea of requiring that universities that receive public funds have “intellectual diversity” on campus.

Yes sir,  keep those kids down on the farm ‘cause, golly shucks, you give ‘em an education how you going to convince ‘em the earth is only 6000 years old or that cavemen saddled up the dinosaurs.

Why let scientific evidence stand in the way when magical thinking is so much more soothing.  And ideologically correct.

Oprah has her own list about making ‘good’ apologies but here’s Peggysue’s suggestions for future mea culpas:

If you don’t mean it, don’t say it. This is a turn on the Thumper philosophy: If you don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything at all.

A Cockroach caught in the daylight.

Do not come kicking and screaming to an apology, regardless of what your pollsters say. Resistance shows and just makes you look like a bigger cockroach.

Do not state an additional challenge in an apology. Example: Okay, I got caught with my pettiness and religious right-wing bona fides showing but here: PROVE THIS WRONG.

The essence of any apology is humility.  If you can’t manage humility and/or your acting abilities are subpar?  Just hang it up.  You are a cockroach and will likely remain a cockroach.

You can avoid apologies altogether by remaining in the shadows.  There’s a reason cockroaches hang together in the dark.  Because the light makes them vulnerable.  In the light, the rest of us get to see what a nasty piece of work a cockroach really is.

Btw, here’s a factoid about the insect world:  a cockroach can survive weeks without its head.

Color me positively unsurprised!

Sunlight, the best disinfectant


In Indiana, Even The Girl Scouts Are Vilified

Mitch Daniels should hang his head in shame.  Neither a motorcycle nor a Marlon Brando pose can sweeten the latest news from the Great State of the Indiana.

The Girl Scouts are under siege. Yes, these Girl Scouts.

Innocent? I think not.

Making this pledge.

Certainly you can see the security threat.  Why?  Because they’re . . . girls.  They may grow up to be She Wolves with hearts and minds of their own.  They might even grow up to be SEXUAL beings.  Ooooo, scary!

Better safe than sorry, according to Bob Morris, a Republican Indiana State Rep, who refused to support a resolution to commemorate the 100th anniversary of Girl Scouts of America [GSA].  Why?  According to Morris, the Girl Scouts of America is a ‘radical’ organization, sexualizing little girls and promoting homosexuality.

Notice how frequently the word “radical” is being used in political conversation. Women’s healthcare is . . . radical.  Having a sense that we’d do well not to spoil our own nest [the environment] for the sake of Extraction Capitalism is a sure sign of radical intent.  Contraception and abortion are radical ideas, just an excuse for eugenic tinkering, a sneaky way of culling the herd.

However, probing a woman with a transvaginal device is peachy keen, something that a pregnant woman should shrug off because she’s already allowed herself to be penetrated, so says CNN contributor and Andrew Brietbart blogger, Dana Loesch.

It’s no different than consensual sex.

No, Loesch was not kidding.  This is what we do to Girl Scouts when they grow up!

Thank goodness for cultural warriors like Bob Morris, a man willing to flush and call out the Girl Scouts for what they truly are and have always been–an evil cabal.

Who knew the GSA was an active arm of Planned Parenthood, an organization that has poisoned the well, corrupted our girls, led them down that crooked path of feminism, lesbianism and OMG—communism!

Morris’s letter of concern to his esteemed legislators can be found here in its entirety.  I’ve provided a small sample below, but word of warning: Do Not Read this letter or any small part while drinking coffee, soda, wine or any beverage.  Unless, that is, you’re prepared to mop up your keyboard.

Nonetheless, abundant evidence proves that the agenda of Planned Parenthood includes sexualizing young girls through the Girl Scouts, which is quickly becoming a tactical arm of Planned Parenthood. Planned Parenthood instructional series and pamphlets are part of the core curriculum at GSA training seminars. Denver Auxiliary Bishop James D. Conley of Denver last year warned parents that “membership in the Girl Scouts could carry the danger of making their daughters more receptive to the pro-abortion agenda.”

How comforting to know that the Catholic Church strikes another note of wisdom and reason.  Did I mention the Girl Scouts no longer allow scouts to pray or sing Christmas carols?  So says, Bob Morris, a clear indication that GSA is training an army of soulless, female zombies.

The march of the female zombies

Sorry, we’re into true la-la land with this insanity.  This isn’t about religion; it’s about mental health.  In years past, a position like this accompanied by a written letter would label you certifiable.  Now, it marks you as a tri-cornered hat patriot.

Morris’s other objection to all things Girl Scouts is Michelle Obama’s position as ‘honorary’ president of the group.  By association, Morris claims that since the First Lady and President Obama are huge abortion supporters and fans of Planned Parenthood, the GSA is automatically tainted and antithetical to true American values.

I’m not even an Obama admirer but there’s a distinct whiff of McCarthyism in these endless charges.  By mere association, anything and anyone attached to Planned Parenthood or the WH are automatically labeled suspect, evil and un-American.

With that in mind, perhaps it’s time to resurrect Joseph Welch’s famous retort during the 1954 Army/McCarthy hearings.  I suspect Welch was as weary and disgusted as I am by the onslaught of mean-spirited, petty and stupid accusations.  His question is as relevant now as it was nearly 60 years ago:

Have you no sense of decency sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?