Thursday Political Cartoons: Well fuckadoodledoo!

I’m starting today with this most obnoxious and fucking annoying news that hit last night:

CNN: The DOJ has launched a new criminal investigation into one of Trump's enemies, E. Jean Carroll. The source is telling CNN that the investigation now is focused on whether she committed perjury during her two civil lawsuits against the president.

Acyn (@acyn.bsky.social) 2026-05-27T23:24:31.009Z

Justice Department launches a criminal investigation into Trump accuser E. Jean Carroll

Phil Lewis (@phillewis.bsky.social) 2026-05-27T23:17:50.184Z

Fuck CNN for perpetuating the term “accuser”. The fucker was found GUILTY. She is a victim.

Joanie (@joaniebc.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T00:43:49.187Z

BREAKING NYT confirms:The Trump Justice Department has opened a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, the 82-year-old former magazine writer who accused Donald Trump of sexual assault.

Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T00:31:06.243Z

It truly is incredible how much the MAGA world insists that the Biden DOJ was "weaponized" against them when the level of pure weaponization against perceived enemies in this DOJ is truly unprecedented.

Mike Masnick (@masnick.com) 2026-05-28T00:19:14.192Z

This is just fucking unbelievable!

The same Trump-appointee who fucked with the Broadview 6 grand jury is the one going after E. Jean Carroll.

Tim Onion (@bencollins.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T00:19:14.815Z

As @muellershewrote.com notes, the same Trump lackey forced to dismiss all charges against the Broadview Six for grand jury misconduct by his prosecutorial team is said to be behind this obscenity.

Adam Klasfeld (@klasfeldreports.com) 2026-05-28T00:50:27.596Z

The 2d Circuit also explained: "There was no evidence to suggest that Ms. Carroll was personally involved in securing the funding, interacted with the funder, … or had discussed the arrangement with anyone between learning of it in September 2020 and being deposed in October 2022."

Roger Parloff (@rparloff.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T00:55:25.065Z

This is truly insane. I have no words…

In the end we were just his latest casino and whatnot.

George Wallace (@mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social) 2026-05-27T20:02:01.840Z

Cartoons via Cagle:

Try and have a good day today. This is an open thread.


12 Comments on “Thursday Political Cartoons: Well fuckadoodledoo!”

  1. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    This idiot should leave the room.

    Every once in a while, a conservative justice casually says something that reveals just how steeped they are in right-wing media, and Clarence Thomas asserting that California's and Washington's policies for issuing commercial driver licenses are acts of war against Florida is way, way up there

    Jay Willis (@jaywillis.net) 2026-05-28T15:47:58.236Z

  2. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    DOJ insiders cringe as Trump chases 'dead on arrival' E Jean Carroll vendetta: MS NOW #RawStory

    #TuckFrump (@realtuckfrumper.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T16:42:53.000Z

  3. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Mostly True. DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin announced plans to halt customs processing for international flights at airports in sanctuary cities like New York, Los Angeles, and Chicago. The post says "block all flights," but the plan targets processing, which would… https://getnoted.baby/r/GmZ3e4ZH

    noted (@getnoted.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T16:48:52.514Z

  4. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    https://www.propublica.org/

    The White House Intervened to Get a $620 Million Deal for a Company Tied to Donald Trump Jr.

    About three months before the Pentagon announced plans to lend money to Vulcan Elements, Trump Jr.’s venture capital firm took an undisclosed stake in the company.

    When the Pentagon announced a $620 million loan last year to a small North Carolina startup linked to Donald Trump Jr., defense officials and the company tried to tamp down suspicions of cronyism. 

    The president’s eldest son said through a spokesperson that he wasn’t involved. The Pentagon said Trump Jr. played no role in the record-setting deal. And the startup’s founder told reporters that his company, Vulcan Elements, received no political favoritism.

    But interviews and Defense Department records reviewed by ProPublica show that the request to loan hundreds of millions of dollars to the firm linked to Trump Jr. was made by Peter Navarro, a White House adviser to President Donald Trump and a friend of Trump Jr.’s.

    Of the dozens of companies the Pentagon was considering funding at the time, Vulcan’s was the only deal initiated by a top aide to the president, said an official at the Pentagon who was not authorized to speak publicly.

    After defense officials got the White House request, they asked Pentagon staff to move at an unusually rapid pace, said another person who was involved in the deal at the Pentagon but not authorized to speak about it. The staff worked late nights and with little sleep to get the loan through in a matter of weeks, the source said.

    “The call came from the White House: We have to get this done,” the person said. 

    The deal is one of many actions by the Trump administration that have helped companies in which the Trump family holds stakes. Government contracts and other benefits have gone to various Trump-linked companies, prompting allegations of self-dealing by Democratic lawmakers and good government experts. But ProPublica’s reporting on the Vulcan loan represents the first time the awarding of a contract from a federal agency has been directly linked to White House intervention.

    The loan was a massive financial commitment from the Pentagon in its effort to fund companies that could help the U.S. reduce dependence on China’s critical mineral supply chains. The deal was a dramatic win for Vulcan, a North Carolina rare-earth magnet company launched just two years earlier. Estimates of its valuation grew tenfold after the deal was announced. It was also a win for Trump Jr.’s venture capital firm, which took a stake of undisclosed size in Vulcan about three months before the Pentagon announced the deal. Do You Know More About This Topic?

    We’re still reporting on Trump family finances. If you know more about this topic, please contact our reporting team.

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    Contact me, by email or securely on Signal, with tips about the federal government and Trump’s businesses.Contact Me

    And there may be more good news on the way for the president’s eldest son. Among other companies under review for a Pentagon loan was a drone parts manufacturer that Trump Jr. advises and owns a stake in, according to one of the defense officials who spoke to ProPublica. 

  5. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Vance: You can't boo me. I'm the Vice President of the United States

    FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T16:25:20.794843001Z

  6. Mama Lopez's avatar Mama Lopez says:

    On today’s tenth anniversary of my brother’s death, this just hit me with a tremendous force…l absolutely loved this thank you: @daniel_middel

  7. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    It’s still hard to wrap my head around the fact that Trump not only threatened to “blow up” another Middle Eastern country, this time, he was talking about a U.S. ally.The State Department then acted as if this were a good thing, worthy of amplification and promotion.www.ms.now/rachel-maddo…

    Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2026-05-28T13:46:27.824Z

  8. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Yes, this is the former Texas governor and Trump cabinet secretary Rick Perry pointing out that Ken Paxton is a friend in need to Texas pedophiles.

    Scott Horton (@robertscotthorton.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T20:35:24.357Z

  9. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    BREAKING: I'm suing Todd Blanche and the DOJ to STOP the $1.8B slush fund. The Justice Department violated the Administrative Procedures Act when it established the fund, and it must be set aside. You can read my complaint here: http://www.muellershewrote.com/p/breaking-i...

    Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) 2026-05-28T20:02:45.322Z

  10. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    The American people must be warned. If the politicians won’t be honest about it, the media damn well better be!www.blueamp.co/p/what-bezos…

    Ronnie H 🇺🇸 (@ronicats.bsky.social) 2026-05-28T21:59:18.083Z