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Happy Caturday!!

Yesterday Trump gave a speech in Florida to Turning Point Action, a right wing christian group. During the speech, Trump gave this rant

Trump’s plea to voters last night: “Get out and vote just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years, it will be fixed. It’ll be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore … In four years, you don’t have to vote again. We’ll have it fixed so good you’re not going to have to vote.”

In that quote from MSNBC’s Kyle Griffin, there is an ellipsis to skip over Trump saying what sounds like “I’m not a christian.” Some are claiming he said “I’m a christian.” That’s not what I heard. You can watch the clip from @Acyn here.

I took this to mean that if Trump is elected, there won’t be any more elections. Some people on Twitter tried to twist it to mean something else or claimed it was a “joke.” After all we have experienced with Trump, those claims just don’t pass muster. Here are some reactions from Twitter.

Ruth Ben-Ghiat @ruthbenghiat: Media: this should be *the* A1 story. I have studied dictatorship for decades and this is it-“you won’t have to vote anymore.” Trump will never leave office if he wins in November.
 
 
Pramila Jayapal @PramilaJayapal: This. Is. Terrifying. We cannot let this be the case.
 
Armando @ArmandoNDK: I don’t know what Trump was trying to say with his no more voting line. He is a moronic inarticulate narcissist. I do know what he’s done. And based on that, if he can get away with it- he would become a dictator. Anyone who doubts Trump is capable of trying is just stupid.
 
Simon Rosenberg @SimonWDC: There is a reason the Trump campaign has been keeping Trump from the trail – every time he speaks it gets harder for them to win. This promise, in very clear language, to end American democracy for all time is now a major part of the 2024 campaign.


19 Comments on “Lazy Caturday Reads”

  1. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    JD Vance is really obsessed with ladyparts in a hateful way. He’s rogue, and I can’t imagine Trump is going to tolerate that. Great post! Count me in as a cat lady for Kamala !

    • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

      Thanks!

      There’s an article in the NYT about JD Vance’s friendship with a transgender person. Here’s the link, if anyone is interested.

    • minkoffminx's avatar JJ Lopez 🥥🌴 Minkoff Minx says:

      Totally loving all these pussy cats for Kamala…I’m in too.

      I would go and say the shit from trump yesterday about fixing it so you won’t have to vote is exactly what he is planning on doing.

      From the trumpers in my family, their response is that we don’t live in a democracy anyway, so what is the problem? (Seriously this is what they said.)

  2. quixote's avatar quixote says:

    Cadwalladr’s article is excellent! One for the ages. Should be excerpted on billboards _everywhere_.

  3. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    Katy Tur described Trump’s 1st day at the RNC conference as “serene”? He’s never, ever been serene.

  4. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    Alexandra Petri reports on J D Vance apologizing to cats:

    Cats are exquisite, majestic creatures. They are shapely and polite, and they have never tried to tell me my policy ideas are “weird,” “creepy” and “dehumanizing.” Cats say “meow.” The value of a lesser creature lies in how often it gives birth, and cats routinely give birth to litters between four and six kittens. That’s a lot of value — and a lot of votes, according to my other recently unearthed suggestion, which I see no reason to take back, that people should be assigned votes based on how many young they have! This apology is going great.

    That’s it, right? There’s no one else to apologize to. Everyone who wants to have children can have them; the process is always easy and never heartbreaking; you never need to choose between your fertility and your life, certainly not in the legal landscape left in the wake of Dobbs; the only reason you might not have children is because you are perverse and hate society. And are probably a witch. There is also no scenario in which you would be pleased with your choice not to have children! Also stepchildren aren’t real. They’re a fairy tale invented by the Brothers Grimm to sell gingerbread houses.

    Where was I? I know what is going on in everyone’s lives and hearts, and I am speaking with the right amount of compassion. I would never reduce people to their fertility. Women, sure, but never people.

    My suggestion that cats would want to be associated with empty, worthless vessels no doubt made them bristle, and they were right to bristle. Cats are not just for these soon-to-be-voteless losers, so let me say right now: Cats, I apologize.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/07/27/jd-vance-childless-cat-ladies-apology-satire/

  5. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    Grrrr. WordPress swallowed my post on Alexandra Petri’s version of Vance apologizing to cats.

    • NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

      test …

      Cats are exquisite, majestic creatures. They are shapely and polite, and they have never tried to tell me my policy ideas are “weird,” “creepy” and “dehumanizing.” Cats say “meow.” The value of a lesser creature lies in how often it gives birth, and cats routinely give birth to litters between four and six kittens. That’s a lot of value — and a lot of votes, according to my other recently unearthed suggestion, which I see no reason to take back, that people should be assigned votes based on how many young they have! This apology is going great.

      That’s it, right? There’s no one else to apologize to. Everyone who wants to have children can have them; the process is always easy and never heartbreaking; you never need to choose between your fertility and your life, certainly not in the legal landscape left in the wake of Dobbs; the only reason you might not have children is because you are perverse and hate society. And are probably a witch. There is also no scenario in which you would be pleased with your choice not to have children! Also stepchildren aren’t real. They’re a fairy tale invented by the Brothers Grimm to sell gingerbread houses.

      Where was I? I know what is going on in everyone’s lives and hearts, and I am speaking with the right amount of compassion. I would never reduce people to their fertility. Women, sure, but never people.

      My suggestion that cats would want to be associated with empty, worthless vessels no doubt made them bristle, and they were right to bristle. Cats are not just for these soon-to-be-voteless losers, so let me say right now: Cats, I apologize.

    • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

      Sorry Luna, I let your comments through belatedly. I hate WordPress!

  6. Jnana Hodson's avatar Jnana Hodson says:

    We need to take it as Don Old Trump’s threat to end democracy. He got breaks last time around by people who tried to downgrade his boasts. Don’t fall for that again. Take him at his worst.

  7. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    But eight years on, we haven’t even begun to understand that lesson. We didn’t listen to Hillary.

    What’s this “we” shit?!

    • quixote's avatar quixote says:

      “We” in the sense of “a big enough majority to make a difference” is how I read it. She’d be right about that, sadly.

  8. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    Probably won’t post either, but the text is:

    “Childless cat lady. Saves universe from aliens.”

    • quixote's avatar quixote says:

      And the pic is Sigourney Weaver looking serious after all the non-cat non-ladies who didn’t listen to her have died. (Makes me chuckle every time I see it.)

    • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

      I can’t ever post Tweets anymore. How did you do it?

      • NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

        I have no idea. I’ve tried a lot of different things — using a blockquote, turning text into italic, posting link before/after text. Need to track what I’m doing so I can duplicate what works!

  9. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    James Singer @Jemsinger “I don’t think praising Hezbollah is what America wants in a president”

    https://twitter.com/Jemsinger/status/1817352185283227846