Live Blog: American Horror Story, Freak Show (The CNN Republican Debates)

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It’s that time again! Time for the current batch of freaks that call themselves Republican to jockey for who can be most xenophobic, woman-hating, GLBT baiting, and the one who oozes the most white privilege.

Here’s some links to check out as we try to wade through the hate!

From Politico:  The GOP debate: 5 things to watch

Ben Carson and Carly Fiorina have a chance Wednesday to prove they’re for real.

From the New Republic: What’s at Stake in the Second Republican Debate: Full Panic in the GOP (Brian Beutler)

If the central thematic question of the first debate was whether the candidates and Fox News itself could puncture Trump’s bubble, this time it’s whether any of those potential consensus candidates can distinguish themselves and climb out of the doldrums where they’ve been stuck for weeks.

From CNN whose Jake Tapper is one of the adults dealing with the kiddie table:  7 things to watch at the CNN Republican debate

Nate Silver’s Five Thirty Eight:  Live Coverage Of The Second Republican Debate

From USA Today: Long-shot Republican candidates debate at Reagan Library

From Salon:  The GOP clown show comes to California: A candidate-by-candidate rundown of what’s at stake in tonight’s debate. With the candidates poised to take the stage at the Reagan Library, a look at the coming spectacle

The kiddie table is up with some noticeable changes.  Fiorina has been bumped up to the big stage with the bigger blow hards.  Rick Perry was the first to cry “uncle” and go home with his magic show.

Join us and analyze the insanity!!


157 Comments on “Live Blog: American Horror Story, Freak Show (The CNN Republican Debates)”

  1. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Connor Goldsmith ‏@dreamoforgonon 30s30 seconds ago
    RICK SANTORUM IS COMPARING KIM DAVIS TO THAT GIRL WHO APOCRYPHALLY DIED AT COLUMBINE FOR REFUSING TO FORSAKE JESUS

    Santorum proves he’s a theocrat again …

  2. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Mark Murray ‏@mmurraypolitics 3m3 minutes ago
    Guys, just four hours left #NBC2016 #CNNDebate

  3. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    “There is a place where religion supersedes the rule of law: It’s called Iran.” — @governorpataki on Kim Davis. #CNNDebate

  4. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    LOL! I will be here to watch the horror show with you. In my mind, I have a vision of the audience watching Springtime for Hitler in The Producers.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmYIo7bcUw

    • minkoffminx's avatar JJ Lopez Minkoff says:

      My mom put on this DVD BB, because she could not stand to watch the debate and they was nothing but crap on tv….how fitting, innit.

  5. roofingbird's avatar roofingbird says:

    With no CNN myself, I’m counting on you guys.

  6. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    NARAL ‏@NARAL 3m3 minutes ago
    Note that Santorum wants to throw doctors in jail for providing abortion care, a legal medical procedure. #CNNdebate #GOPdebate

  7. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    John HarwoodVerified account
    ‏@JohnJHarwood
    Santorum: POTUS should defy SCOTUS when rulings contradict “natural law/God’s law. don’t have rule of law when court makes final decision.”

  8. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Very Serious People™ ‏@TheXclass 8m8 minutes ago
    Lindsey Graham tells the whole place the Muslims are coming here as he glances over at Bobby Jindal. Everyone felt awkward. #GOPDebate

  9. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Talking Points Memo ‏@TPM 2m2 minutes ago
    Graham: I’m not worried about Kim Davis attacking me like I am about Islamic terrorists http://bit.ly/1NDR9Pb

  10. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Lindsey Graham wants to save Social Security. How though?

  11. William's avatar William says:

    In case anyone doesn’t know this, Hillary is going to be on Jimmy Fallon’s show on NBC tonight, undoubtedly discussing the debate,

  12. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Jindal spouts “goblety-gook.”

  13. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Have you noticed that the moderators call Rick Santorum “Senator,” even though he’s been out of office for years? But the NYT calls Hillary “Mrs. Clinton.”

  14. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Lindsey Graham calls Obama “weak, unqualified”…and something else I forgot.

  15. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Jindal pronounced it “I-ran.”

  16. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Graham is obsessed with war and the military.

  17. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    I still don’t understand how any one can take some of these first tier candidates seriously … Cruz and Rand are both like the worst candidates in modern history

  18. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    I figure if I need to sleep to night I will concentrate on Jeb Bush

  19. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    PublicPolicyPolling ‏@ppppolls 6m6 minutes ago
    PublicPolicyPolling retweeted Dan Pfeiffer
    68% of Louisianans don’t think Jindal should be running for President PublicPolicyPolling added,
    Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer
    The only person who takes Bobby Jindal seriously is Bobby Jindal and I am not even 100 percent sure that he does
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    PublicPolicyPolling ‏@ppppolls 2m2 minutes ago
    @crampell q24: http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/pdf/2014/PPP_Release_LA_9301205.pdf

  20. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Ben Carson Gets Hit In Head By Camera Before GOP Debate (VIDEO)

    http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/ben-carson-hit-in-head-camera-debate

  21. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Bobby Jindal is skipping the main photos and hanging out in the press room

  22. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    This debate could be the end of the road for Scott Walker. He’s a terrible speaker.

  23. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Rubio talking way too fast. He says he brought his own water. No one laughs.

  24. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Ted Cruz talks like a furniture salesman.

  25. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    I can’t believe Chris Christie is still there

  26. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Kasich: Ronald Reagan: I flew on his plane with him and I’m exactly like him.

  27. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Answer the question Carly…………you are a voter

  28. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Chris Christie has the same speech impediment as Tom Brokaw.

  29. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Jindal: We’re all gonna die!

    Trump: Why is Rand Paul even here?

  30. wouldn’t be nice if the citizens of this country demanded that the media do its job and stop treating us like idiots at a beauty contest. These people want represent us to the rest of the world…we give them, in part, the authority to invest and spend the nation’s wealth. Wouldn’t it be nice if every citizens of this country did the only thing that really matters, the ultimate act of patriotism; cast a considered vote for the person who do the best job of representing all of the people of the United States. Wouldn’t it be nice if the citizens woke up one day and realized that the evil we say we oppose isn’t external to us. It is the voice that tells you to hate other members of your species. It is the voice that wants you to confuse religion with faith.

  31. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    why doesn’t somebody point out that Carly and Jeb are VOTERS.

  32. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Hey, you went down the tubes!

  33. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Hey, you don’t tell me what to say!

  34. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Come on fat boy, tell us what you’ve done.

  35. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Scott, oh hell, let’s just bomb China.

  36. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    I can’t take anymore. Ted Cruz as president is my worst nightmare.

  37. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Hey Cruz, it’s not a treaty, you idiot. WTF, if you vote for Hillary you vote for the Ayatollah…….what a fucking idiot.

  38. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Huckabee, I am here to fight for Kim Davis. The surpreme court is breathing thin air!…………But Heck, fuck, it all federal law that states must go along with it, it’s in there state law, not over in Gitmo. Let’s give her a break, Kim Davis, give her a break, not gay people, but that one lady, named Kim Davis.

    • roofingbird's avatar roofingbird says:

      I don’t understand why this guy doesn’t go back to preaching. He would be better there, He has the viewpoint and world understanding of an ant tunnel.

  39. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Here we go, defund planned parenthood, let’s shut down the government.

    • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

      I’d like to know why CNN lets them get away with claiming those videos are legitimate and Planned Parenthood is committing multiple felonies. These people are morons.

    • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

      I had to take a break during the planned parenthood crap. It was so over the top it wasn’t even funny.

      • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

        I hear you Dak……….I can’t wait for Hillary to reply to Carly, and everyone of them that called her a liar, and smeared her good name.

  40. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Let’s not tank the republicans chances to win. Abortion, and selling body parts, Cruz, says let’s take that 500 million and give it to churches.

  41. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Christy, I defunded them since the day I walked into government. We all agree, let’s ask Hillary Clinton. Hey you motherfucker, show your bullyass, and walk all over women, including Dana.

  42. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    I dare Hillary to watch the tapes………watch Obama, the lying mother fuckers………….Shame on that bitch, Carly.

  43. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Frigging bunch of idiots.

  44. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Hey Dana, ask Huckabee why he thinks blacks shouldn’t be citizens?

  45. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    The good doctor says let the immigrants come in to pick cotton like my ancestors did.

    • Delphyne49's avatar Delphyne49 says:

      Seriously??? He said that?! I couldn’t stand listening to Rubio and his story of speaking English. I had to turn back to NOVA and finding human ancestors in Africa…

      But I will say, Fannie, I love your expressive and colorful commentary!!

      • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

        Delphyne…………..he was talking about agricultural workers being allow to come in to work the fields, because American won’t do the job. I took it a step further, and said yeah, come be a cotton picker.

        It’s crazy, it’s nuts.

        • Beata's avatar Beata says:

          I thought exactly the same thing, Fannie. Immigrants, prove you can pick cotton or go home!

          • ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

            My ears heard it the same way. It’s just amazing to me that a Black man wouldn’t see the irony in making a statement that sounded like, let the “OTHER” pick the vegetable, cotton, whatever.

  46. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    There’s Christy, talking about the back and forth Carly and Trump…….he doesn’t care about their jobs. People like the unemployed construction are worried about getting jobs. Here’s the question I like to ask Christy, why did you veto the tunnel bill that would have put thousands to work?

    • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

      Gosh, lots of typos……He doesn’t care about there careers, but the unemployed worker in NJ cares about getting a job.

  47. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    From Hillary hate to paranoia over enemies abroad … this is just one freaking anger-0-rama topped with conspiracie theories and lies galore!

  48. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    That’s so friggin’ funny. Marco says that North Korea can hit Southern California with a missile. He says that the most important thing is keeping our country safe, and as president he’s be up to date on day one. Got news for Marco, North Korea can’t even hit Japan with a missile. Mercy.

  49. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Bloomberg Politics ‏@bpolitics 1m1 minute ago
    Hugh Hewitt has done 40 interviews with candidates on his show http://bloom.bg/1Oe5py8 #GOPDebate

    This guy appears to be a complete nut job. Why does CNN have a conspiracy theorist asking questions on a presidential debate?

    • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

      I feel so sorry for Dana……….they kicked her in the mouth, can she has pulled back, and you don’t hear a squeak from her.

    • ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

      That was my question, why would you have a far right winger delivering questions to the candidates

      • Sweet Sue's avatar Sweet Sue says:

        How does CNN have any credibility?
        Right wing talk show, Hugh Hewitt, starts off a “question” by assuring all the Republican candidates they’d be better than Hillary Clinton.
        Why is a right wing talk show host one of the “journalists” asking questions?

        • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

          That’s what I was wondering once I found out who he was … I was wondering why some old dude that seemed so ignorant of stuff was asking questions.

        • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

          He’s is part of the Salem Radio show, which is funded in, you got it, Irving, Texas. Louie Gohmer and Rick Perry County……….another Christian organization trying to piss on Americans.

          • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

            I had no idea who he was and now I’ve started reading about him. CNN should be fucking ashamed of themselves for bringing in a nutjob like that for a national policy debate.

  50. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Jebby told Trumpy: my brother kept us safe! What the fuck, we were hit when he was at the wheel, idiot.

  51. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Christy is a liar. He wasn’t appointed when he said he was, it wasn’t for another three months. Damn frigging liar. Somebody wiki that dude.

  52. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    There Christy goes again…….talking about everybody looking up in the air for another attack. I’d like to know what the hell was George W. Bush doing in July and August of that year? Let me tell you he was ignoring the warnings, they couldn’t see the airplanes coming…….bullshit.

  53. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Scott Walker doesn’t even have a high school understanding of Isis and Iran, and Iraq! Period.

    • Beata's avatar Beata says:

      The Koch brothers are not getting a good return on their money. It’s past time for them to sell Walker and take the loss.

      Scottie also has that sweaty upper lip thing going on that made Nixon’s debate appearance vs. JFK so appealing. He needs some Angel Soft, ASAP.

      • ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

        Sweating bullets is how my WIFE described it. “Honey is Scott Walker sweating bullets or is that just a trick the lighting and the camera angle is playing?” “No honey, he’s definitely sweating bullets, and Donald Trump’s face turns as red as a cherry every time he gets challenged”. We pay attention to details.

      • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

        Wipe out with Angel soft.

  54. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Cruz, you keep lying…..John Roberts didn’t change in fucking law.

  55. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Dak, Dana got in one question about the Supreme court………….then they jumped up like their asses were on fire.

  56. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Cruz if elected president will force the supreme court to follow the LAW. HaHaHa.

  57. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Yup, this is debate is a joke, and we sit here waiting for the punch line.

  58. ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

    The biggest lie being told on that stage is why ISIL exists. ISIL exists because of the void created after the U.S. took out Saddam Hussein and eviscerated the Iraqi Army. The problem with the average Republican is that they don’t know and have never known the difference between Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden. The problem began when GWB decided to wage war on a country that had nothing to do with 9/11. We could have left 10k troops in Iraq, except that the leader of Iraq wouldn’t agree to certain restrictions on prosecuting soldiers who might have to take action against Iraqi’s. GWB is responsible for the clusterfuck that created and empowered ISIL, launched an imploding Syria, and a disjointed, dysfunctional Iraq. He broke it, we own it .

  59. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Dak, why is there a single question about climate control, about environment, about education, and student loans? Oh shit, here comes marijuana.

  60. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    There goes Christy again: back to 1950 and reefer madness.

  61. ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

    Finally climate change

  62. ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

    Oh!!!!!!!!!!! Rubio, Be afraid, be very, very afraid.

  63. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    It’s raining, it’s raining, Marco is going to keep the rich rich. No climate control, we want to keep them RICH, hear that Trumpy.

  64. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    I can’t believe this is still going on. I was watching with the sound off, and when I made the mistake of turning it on again, they were talking about social security.

    • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

      About that – Christy needed for everybody to know that Hillary would be pouring millions more money into Social Security. Go Hillary. He on the other hand is not in favor of this.

  65. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Rubio you are a friggin’ idiot, and so too is Walker.

  66. RSMartin's avatar polculture says:

    My God, a sane moment. Carson debunks the BS claims that autism and vaccination are linked.

    • ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

      Yes he did sprinkle a little sane on what has otherwise been the absurd. But what’s wrong with Carson? He has the flattest affect of any person I’ve ever seen on a debate stage. Every time I listen to him he sounds like a guy on valium or Ativan. I don’t know how you get that mellow without drugs. And he does something odd with his eyes, sometimes he looks like he might fall asleep when he’s talking.

      • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

        I had the same reaction. I’ll bet he took a handful of Xanax before the debate. He can prescribe for himself after all.

        Still, no one is as boring as Jeb Bush.

        • Beata's avatar Beata says:

          Jeb! should be marketed as a substitute for Ambien.

        • ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

          After listening to all that bullshit he should send everyone in the audience, in the library and at home, a Xanax. Trump can pay for it because he’s very, very rich.

  67. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Have mercy, should any one of these republicans get elected to the office of the Presidency. We are already a banana republic, run by corporations, and everyone of them want this to continue, they do no want a social democracy.

  68. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Lights Out.

    • ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

      Bout time!!!! It’s been medically proven that a person can only listen to bullshit for 3 hours without needing a transfusion.

  69. ANonOMouse's avatar ANonOMouse says:

    Never let yourself forget that this is what happens when you have a Republican President

  70. Sweet Sue's avatar Sweet Sue says:

    Dr. Ben Carson is the living embodiment of the Idiot Savant theory.
    How can a brilliant neurosurgeon be so stupid?

  71. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    Hilarious commentary, skydancers! Sorry (yeah, right) that I had to miss the clown show f-up talk, but your commentary definitely win!