Sandy says the Sun Will Not Come Out Tomorrow

We are all thinking about the folks that will be impacted by Hurricane Sandy.   I’m feeling your pain!!  They’re calling this a 100 year storm.  I’ve seen more than my share of 100 year, 300 year and 500 year storms.  Be prepared!!

Sandy may combine with a second storm coming out of the Midwest to create a system that would rival the New England hurricane of 1938 in intensity, said Paul Kocin, a National Weather Service meteorologist in College Park, Maryland. The hurricane currently passing the Bahamas has killed 21 people across the Caribbean, the Associated Press reported, citing local officials.

“What we’re seeing in some of our models is a storm at an intensity that we have not seen in this part of the country in the past century,” Kocin said in a telephone interview yesterday. “We’re not trying to hype it, this is what we’re seeing in some of our models. It may come in weaker.”

The hybrid storm may strike anywhere from the Delaware- Maryland-Virginia peninsula to southern New England. The current National Hurricane Center track calls for the system to go up Delaware Bay and almost directly over Wilmington, Delaware, just southwest of Philadelphia, on Oct. 30-31.

Please be certain to let us know how you are!

If it makes you feel better, lots and lots of experienced Louisiana Hurricane workers from LA GOHSEP are on their way up there to help out!  We’re also sending fleets of utility trucks.  I’m sure our Governor will be up there with you shortly too as long as there are opportunities for him to be on any television set within a short distance of New Hampshire.

Here are some helpful ideas for riding out Hurricane Sandy from the man who would be Fascist Dictator of the US:

#MittStormTips Women, stay indoors until you receive instruction from the nearest man. #AlsoMakeDinner

#MittStormTips: In case of flooding, raise your car elevator to at least the 5th or 6th floor of your mansion. #Sandy

#MittStormTips Stock up on extra housekeepers, kitchen staff, maintenance personnel.

#MittStormtips Pack a flashlight, extra batteries, portable radio, bottled water, a bayonet, and your binder full of women.  #sandy

#MittStormTips I’m worried. Some of my best friends own insurance companies.

#MittStormTips: Check the Weather Channel for storm updates. Check Fox News for Why This Is Obama’s Fault updates.

Meanwhile, I should remind you that Mittens wants to get rid of FEMA.  Just so you know, Governor Vaginal Probe of Virginia and Governor Shamu of New Jersey have their requests for Federal Emergency Authorizations in already.  What?  The market isn’t going to solve all their problems for them?  What?  Romney wants them ALL to take care of it themselves.

Hey Governors! Romney says you’re wasting our money! Take care of it yourselves! I’m just waiting for Pat Robertson’s verdict on what group of people he hates that he thinks God’s punishing this time out. My hope is that he has to explain the complete destruction of Liberty University. (No injured people, just total destruction of the damned property.)

h/t to PDGrey

Okay, so seriously, here’s some useful links that I always have handy.

FEMA:  Apply for assistance and get help on your flood insurance claims.

American Red Cross:  Get help with emergency shelters and hurricane preparation tips.

Weather Underground:  This site is the only place to go for real weather information

Also, go there now for the latest warnings and updates.

and NO, I will not link to that horrid song.  My cousin played Daddy Warbuck’s secretary on Broadway for quite a few years and I have no idea how she endured that song that many times a week.

Take Care!!!  Be Safe and don’t follow  #MittStormTips  to strap your animals securely to the car roofs when evacuating safe in the knowledge that the rain will clear up the mess!!!  Keep your pets inside and keep your pet’s leash, container and food  handy in case you have to evacuate.  You also need fresh water for you pets so be sure to check their daily water needs.  Also, check ahead for pet friendly motels and shelters even if you think you won’t evacuate. Check for other arrangements like a pet storm shelter where you can send your pet free while you stay at another shelter if you get stuck in that situation.  They will feed, walk, and make sure your pet gets to you after the storm.  Your local government and Red Cross can help you with that!!!  One of the big lessons of Katrina was that of the pet experience and now most states and Red Cross Chapters also have pet arrangements of some kind.

Again, Please be Safe!


44 Comments on “Sandy says the Sun Will Not Come Out Tomorrow”

  1. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Maybe the world will end before the election. If it doesn’t Obama should run that video of Romney saying he doesn’t believe in federal disaster relief nonstop until Nov. 6.

  2. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    OT– I think Obama is going to be on Morning Joe tomorrow.

    • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

      He’s back in DC holding meetings and has adjusted his schedule. I’m not sure if he will or not.

      obama at sany meeting

      • Why does he need a name plate? just a thought…

        • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

          Well, they asked for his ID at the voting both … maybe republicans will impeach him for not properly showing ID at homeland security meetings when he wins a second term … I’m sure they going to try with that hyped up Benghazi nonsense that’s not true so why not some made up thing … QUICK CHECK! Is he wearing a flag on his lapel to scare off potential terrorist hail?

      • janicen's avatar janicen says:

        LOL! Good point, JJ!

      • roofingbird's avatar roofingbird says:

        He better be wearing that pin to show off his support for USAN products-after that last flap in 2008.

      • Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

        Any hints on which one is Barack Obama?

      • Fredster's avatar Fredster says:

        Oh Gawd JJ, that’s hysterical about the name plate! 😆
        Perhaps it was to show him where to sit? I see by the sign to the left and above that they are on air. And just saw a clip on the Weather Channel that looked like it was from that meeting.

  3. janicen's avatar janicen says:

    The wind is howling and there is a mist of precip. All schools in the area are closed, including colleges and universities, government offices etc. I got an email from the Richmond Times Dispatch (I guess because I get the weekend paper delivered) that they will be putting the paper to bed early tonight so that they can get tomorrow’s edition out early for the safety of the carriers. Mind you, we aren’t supposed to get the worst of it at all. I’m really concerned about DC and all of the major cities and metropolitan areas up north. This is going to be major.

  4. Linda C's avatar Linda C says:

    Don’t forget about the projected snow fall, in feet, for the mountains of West Virginia and TN. We are waiting for “Lake enhanced rain” in Cleveland from the back winds after the storm reaches inland to New York State. Living in this part of the country is a weather experience.

    I agree that Obama should run that clip of Romney. We shall see if Obama is up for it. I read a comment somewhere that Obama never misses an opportunity to go for the capillaries.

  5. Weather Channel’s Senior Meteorologist Issues Grave Warning | Alternet

    History is being written as an extreme weather event continues to unfold, one which will occupy a place in the annals of weather history as one of the most extraordinary to have affected the United States.

    In all capital letters, he continues:

    – REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE OFFICIAL DESIGNATION IS NOW OR AT/AFTER LANDFALL — HURRICANE (INCLUDING IF “ONLY” A CATEGORY ONE), TROPICAL STORM, POST-TROPICAL, EXTRATROPICAL, WHATEVER — OR WHAT TYPE OF WARNINGS ARE ISSUED BY THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE AND NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER — PEOPLE IN THE PATH OF THIS STORM NEED TO HEED THE THREAT IT POSES WITH UTMOST URGENCY.

    – TAKE COASTAL FLOODING EVACUATION ORDERS SERIOUSLY; PREPARE FOR DOWNED TREES AND STRUCTURAL DAMAGE BY OBSERVING TORNADO SAFETY GUIDELINES, I.E. STAYING INSIDE AND GETTING INTO THE LOWEST, MOST-INTERIOR PORTION OF THE BUILDING OR ANOTHER DESIGNATED SAFE PLACE; BE KEENLY AWARE OF YOUR LOCATION’S SUSCEPTIBILITY TO FLASH FLOODING (URBAN AND SMALL STREAM) FROM RAINFALL AND RIVER RISES; KNOW THAT YOU COULD BE WITHOUT POWER FOR A LONG TIME BUT ALSO UNDERSTAND THE DANGERS OF CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING FROM IMPROPER USE OF GENERATORS.

    Ostro describes why the storm is so “mind-boggling” to meteorologists:

    A meteorologically mind-boggling combination of ingredients is coming together: one of the largest expanses of tropical storm (gale) force winds on record with a tropical or subtropical cyclone in the Atlantic or for that matter anywhere else in the world; a track of the center making a sharp left turn in direction of movement toward New Jersey in a way that is unprecedented in the historical database, as it gets blocked from moving out to sea by a pattern that includes an exceptionally strong ridge of high pressure aloft near Greenland; a “warm-core” tropical cyclone embedded within a larger, nor’easter-like circulation; and eventually tropical moisture and arctic air combining to produce heavy snow in interior high elevations. This is an extraordinary situation, and I am not prone to hyperbole.

    Tropical Weather and Storms – Hurricane Updates from weather.com

  6. pdgrey's avatar pdgrey says:

    I hope you guys don’t loose power and will be OK.
    Thanks for Mitt storm tips they are funny as hell!
    Trees that are not just the right height are especially dangerous in high wind.

    • pdgrey's avatar pdgrey says:

      Remember, the storm has to go through Syria– it’s Sandy’s only access to the sea

      See, if Romney were Pres., he would have already labeled hurricanes “weather manipulators” and we would be in the clear. 🙂

      • pdgrey's avatar pdgrey says:

        #MittStormTips are not something 47% of Americans deserve to know about since they feel entitled to having roofs on houses they own.

        #MittStormTips Women! Make appt. NOW 4 ur mandatory transvaginal ultrasound b4 the grid goes down!

      • pdgrey's avatar pdgrey says:

        Use Chris Christie as a sand bag to prevent flooding!
        #MittStormTips: Put your dog on the roof of your house during storm and bet neighbor $10,000 that you don’t own a dog.
        Romney’s Storm Tips ‏@RomneyStormTips

        Everyone chill out… Sandy will end earlier then expected… she has dinner to get on the table

      • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

        The twitter is wild those!!! They’re all pretty funny

  7. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Weather Underground ‏@wunderground
    Watch the WunderMap as #Sandy begins to make her anticipated turn. http://wxug.us/tj53

  8. pdgrey's avatar pdgrey says:

    I just saw Paul Ryan empty out and refill some sandbags for the photo-op #Sandy #RomneyStormTips
    I’ll quit now 🙂 Stay safe and goodnight!

  9. RalphB's avatar RalphB says:

    Everyone stay safe. Best thoughts to all in the path!

  10. NW Luna's avatar NW Luna says:

    Cliff Mass, meteorology professor and weather guru with more wonky technical goodness.

  11. Fredster's avatar Fredster says:

    Everyone in the N.E. y’all be safe and I hope you have all your preps done.

    On one of the wx websites I followed from nola, as a storm was approaching, the amateur met guys would say it was time to get the squirt cheese and crackers. This is the squirt cheese:

    http://www.nabiscoworld.com/easy-cheese/

  12. Fredster's avatar Fredster says:

    From that WX message, DEOS is this:

    http://www.deos.udel.edu/