Breaking News! Faux News has just discovered old pictures of the President when he was a high school kissing and hugging a middle age white woman and a elderly white couple. These white radicals have demonstrated an uncanny ability to nurture and provide guidance to this young many of color that has assisted in him being the leader of the free world. Stay tune tonight on Faux News and see Sean Hannity dispute if these people were really his Mother and Grandparents!
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Breaking News! Faux News has just discovered old pictures of the President when he was a high school kissing and hugging a middle age white woman and a elderly white couple. These white radicals have demonstrated an uncanny ability to nurture and provide guidance to this young many of color that has assisted in him being the leader of the free world. Stay tune tonight on Faux News and see Sean Hannity dispute if these people were really his Mother and Grandparents!