Everything wrong summarized in one picture

tractor using fuel to vacuum grass clippings on a sod farm

Vacuuming grass clippings at a sod farm

A sod farm grows lawns for people who can’t be bothered with the whole grass-seed-and-careful-watering effort. It takes tons of fossil fuel. It takes huge quantities of water. You see farmworkers carefully moving the irrigation pipes every few days so that none of the sod gets marred by having a pipe on it too long.

You also see farmworkers walking the fields in formation, plastic bags on their belts, gently using a screwdriver-like tool to remove any weed trying to invade the living astroturf.

And, of course, the new grass has to be cut regularly for the sod to form a nice even carpet. More fossil fuel. Also, grass clippings. The clippings can’t be allowed to matt down. So they are vacuumed up.

We’re living in a world where it’s worth building huge wells drilling thousands of meters down to bring up ancient decomposed bacteria that are refined in enormous factories and then trucked everywhere while releasing their carbon to cook the planet so that fuel can be put into tractors to vacuum grass clippings.

Insanity.


17 Comments on “Everything wrong summarized in one picture”

  1. ecocatwoman's avatar ecocatwoman says:

    Yep, got it correct, quixote.

    I don’t know about other places across the country, but in Florida luxurious, bright green, manicured lawns of non-native grasses are a BIG priority. Keeping them Beautiful wastes precious water, adds pesticide run-off (thank you Monsanto for Roundup) to our streams & underground aquifer. Most of my lawn is green, but it’s primarily comprised of native “weeds” that have taken over & I’m fine with that. They don’t need much water, which works for me too. Just glad I live in an old, not upscale neighborhood without a homeowners’ association.

    • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

      They sink yards in Arizona and flood them with water to have grass. The energy devoted to keeping golf courses alone is mind boggling. Plus, water is in short supply in that part of the country now because of the overpopulation. Total insanity.

    • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

      Yes, I’m glad I live in an old neighborhood too. There is some neighborhood association, but I ignore the mail they send me. I think all they do is deal with the town when we need new pavement, because I live on a private way.

      • ecocatwoman's avatar ecocatwoman says:

        Again, not familiar with other areas, but HOAs in Central Florida have approved colors to paint your home, make rules on the number & type of companion animals you can have, don’t allow RVs or boats to be parked in yards, fine you if your home needs repairs and so on. Seems to me they can be as bad as living in a condominium. I’m not saying it’s all bad, but I’ve heard of cases when they are a lot worse than county regulations & the county’s Code Enforcement Department.

      • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

        I’ve heard of neighborhoods like that. It sounds awful.

  2. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Archbishop Tutu at the Rio+20

    And here’s a demand I always go on about: I want a world run by women! Women have it in their DNA to bring to birth, to nurture, gently and caringly. We need this. If you think that is weak, you have to go to Liberia and see how women, without guns, ended the war! And until we have a world run by women, I want equality for girls and women.

    http://www.un.org/en/sustainablefuture/tutu.shtml

    • quixote's avatar quixote says:

      I love Bishop Tutu! I was lucky to hear him speak in person once. Inspiring beyond words.

      And he’s right about women, at least in current society. Judging by elites, once women have power some of them can be just as ewww as the other half. Possibly the way to state the general case is “let the meek inherit the earth.”

      • bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

        I don’t think I’ve ever seen sod in my neighborhood. I really don’t like grass lawns. Some people around here have lawns full of flowers. Mine is mostly weeds.

      • northwestrain's avatar northwestrain says:

        BB in some places you must have a green lawn or you pay and fine and I’ve even heard of threats of jail time. Gated communities and some home owner associations are so extreme that if you use a color of white different from the accepted you get fined.

  3. quixote's avatar quixote says:

    Golf courses. Dear God, don’t get me started on golf courses. Especially here in the arid West.

    The sod farming, by the way, closely tracks the housing market. People trying to sell houses put in quick pretty sod for curb appeal. Two months later it’s dead. Then the new owners also buy new sod. Good for the GDP! During the crash, half the sod farm acreage here was turned over to celery.

    • northwestrain's avatar northwestrain says:

      Oregon — along I-5 are where all the sod farms are — acres and acres. I’d rather see sheep.

  4. janey's avatar janey says:

    We live in an area that has plenty of rain except in the summer. There are ways to have a healthy lawn without watering but most people just cannot get it through their heads. A mulching mower is the greatest thing, it immediately returns the grass to the earth. In really arid areas such as Colorado, I have seen yards covered in gravel or rock that can have trees but no grass. We need to work with the environment, but it is just not in our brains to do so.

  5. Fannie's avatar Fannie says:

    Golpher anybody?

  6. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    I hate grass.

  7. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    Genetically modified grass unexpectedly releases cyanide gas and kills 15 cows.

    http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/06/23/genetically-modified-grass-blamed-for-mass-cattle-deaths-in-texas/