Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest Speeches

So, we got three essentially Republican speeches. One was schizophrenic, one was creepy, and the other one came with audio visuals. Just clap really loud if you think Tinkerbama can convince every one that he’s going to be able to make all those ‘investments’ on the list? Now, how many of you think that Tort reform, corporate tax rate cuts, and decreased spending on the country is the more likely scenario?

Boehnerella didn’t even cry when his sweeping the family bar story was spun!

So, Bachmaniac didn’t sound crazy, but what was going on with those eyes?

So, my next question is what is a real Democratic voter to do?

Okay … some one explained the weird look …

BetsyMTP Betsy Fischer

Bad decision, bad producing ! RT @CBSWashUnplug: Bachmann was looking into Tea Party Exp camera & not network pool cam, hence it looked off

Stupid Congresscritter tricks:

Rep. Paul Broun (R-Ga.), was blunt in his Twitter feed: “Mr. President, you don’t believe in the Constitution. You believe in socialism.” Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.), released a statement blasting Obama while the president was still working his way down the aisle to start his speech.

No show SCOTUMs:

The three most conservative Supreme Court justices — Antonin Scalia, Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito — skipped the speech

In the spirit of the congressional prom data buddy system for the SOTU, here’s a tweet from my prom blog buddy chosen in the spirit of postpartisanship errr … bipartisanship …. err  prepartisanship…..  errr ….something we all can agree on.

iowahawkblog David Burge

Switching between channels is depressing. How did we get afflicted with the world’s worst politico-media industrial complex?

Transcript of Dumb Speech.

Transcript of Dumber Speech.

Transcript of Dumbest Speech.

Okay, final thought from me.  Some one should have told POTUS that the acronym for Winning The Future is WTF.


47 Comments on “Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest Speeches”

  1. What’s a real Dem to do? Watch Spongebob. At least it’s written for grownups.

  2. bostonboomer's avatar bostonboomer says:

    I’m going to hide my head in the sand.

  3. TheRock's avatar TheRock says:

    Vote for Hillary.

    Hillary 2012

  4. You know I really would have loved to hear from someone else from WI tonight:

    Russ Feingold.

  5. Well g’night and thanks everyone for the live-blog chat.

  6. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    So, I’m watching some of the spin zones. It’s pretty difficult making hay out of shallow water marsh grass.

  7. zaladonis's avatar zaladonis says:

    Did I read that Obama wrote that speech, and worked on it for weeks?

  8. Pilgrim's avatar Pilgrim says:

    A vaguely interesting pastime during Obama’s speech is to watch the many facial expressions of Joe Biden, along with the assorted bodily tics and jerks he makes.

    • dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

      I still say the scariest thing is thinking that those three men are basically the country’s top dudes… a narcissist surrounded by alcoholics. I was thinking maybe Prince William would consider coming back for awhile?

  9. Pat Johnson's avatar Pat Johnson says:

    Lucky me! I had to crawl over a 4 foot snowbank just to go out to dinner tonight and it was well worth it as I missed all three “historic” speeches coming out of DC.

    No matter how nicely it is packaged, bullsh*t is bullsh*t and it matters not whose throwing it around.

  10. Ok back for a second… quick link to Krugman’s response to Paul Ryan…

    http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/01/25/the-ryan-response/

  11. Pat Johnson's avatar Pat Johnson says:

    Before I left the house tonight I heard Bob Shrum tell Cenk Uygur that in the future Obama will be regarded “as the best Progressive president ever”.

    As soon as I got to the restaurant I ordered whatever Bob Shrum was drinking just to keep up.

  12. Pat Johnson's avatar Pat Johnson says:

    This nation is being “governed” by millionaires, billionaires, zillionaires, and religious zealots.

    The rest of us are the oxygen they suck up in order to feel better about themselves.

    It’s Americas version of “Upstairs/Downstairs” without the fun.

  13. Here’s my wrap up… it isn’t anything I didn’t say in the liveblogging here though.

  14. Kat, check out this tweet–
    joanwalsh: Michele Bachmann is looking at my dog Sadie off to my left. That is SO sweet of her!

    • one of the tweets from that account:

      He is going to veto bills with Earmarks? Load of Bull! He promised this a year or two ago. Whatever. At least the fool McCain is happy about 2 hours ago via web

    • Another:

      # Shit! This bipartisan SOTU seating is working against us! U noticed the subdued applauses & limited standing ovations? Damn it! about 3 hours ago via web

  15. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    Okay this video is fun:

    http://www.rollcall.com/multimedia/-202818-1.html

    Perfect Strangers …. strange pair ups in partisan prom pair ups

  16. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    I just heard Anthony Weiner speak … damn … where’s his district in NY again? Do they have a university or two?

  17. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    MotherJones Mother Jones
    “He Did a Good Job—He Almost Sounded Like a Republican” http://mojo.ly/eaGXZu

  18. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    very OT but EXTREMELY important:

    octavianasr Octavia Nasr
    #Egypt latest: Protests spread against #Mubarak http://bit.ly/hqfoMy #Jan25

  19. dakinikat's avatar dakinikat says:

    also very OT and extremely sad:

    interfluidity Steve Randy Waldman
    by rortybomb
    Oh my god. What a loss. The good die young. RT @maxineudall: To all Maxine Udall Girl Economist readers http://bit.ly/hFjctM