Wednesday Reads: Monkey see, monkey dooo!

a529e3eb0bd17267b0f603deb13c5f42Good Afternoon

I was at my daughter’s Christmas choral concert last night, so I missed the…cough, cough…debate.

There is also a nasty cold going around my house, and I am trying to fight it off. Over sleeping and such, so today’s post is just a link dump…and nothing more.

Breaking news!

First Freddie Gray Trial Ends in Hung Jury; Mistrial Declared – ABC News

The jury could not reach a decision in the first trial of a Baltimore police officer charged in connection with the death of Freddie Gray.

34864f7b257a0d964362a335041ca4e7The judge declared a mistrial after a hung jury was announced on all charges against officer William Porter.

The jury deliberated over three days, and there was signs that the jury may not reach a unanimous decision.

Jurors told the court Tuesday they were deadlocked after less than a full day of deliberations but the judge sent them back, asking them to continue to work toward a unanimous verdict in the charges against police officer William Porter.

 

Back to the news links.

In no particular order, as you can see I’m really in the funk.

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On the heels of the news that a Tennessee woman was so desperate enough to use a clothes hanger on herself to self abort: This Disturbing New Ohio Abortion Bill Is More Than Just Ridiculous…It’s Grisly «

ed7e0a2c11a504d4a168fe739e8762ecThe latest brainchild of the Ohio Republican party is a new bill that will require women to authorize and ultimately be financially responsible for the burial or cremation of their “child.” The proposed legislation takes religious zealotry to the state level, where Buckeyes are known for doing incredibly stupid things.

The bill would require women to sign a form, meaning there has to be some kind of record-keeping, but the creepy weirdos who introduced this idiocy promise that doesn’t constitute a “registry.” Unfortunately for them, yeah…it kinda does.

Attorney General Mike DeWine, after investigating Planned Parenthood for months at the taxpayers’ expense and coming up empty-handed, got all misty-eyed when he “found” that Planned Parenthood had been “simply tossing them in landfills” —  invoking the idea of huge piles of household garbage and a woman in a lab coat tossing fully formed little children on top without emotion. Basically, DeWine couldn’t find anything, so he invented something.

a4d86aeb108e88e67c8020b9f90055b0The Christian right got a hold of that information and immediately began weeping for humanity. If only those fetuses who are far more often than not nothing but zygotes could be replaced with those evil abortion doctors. That would help protect the sanctity of life. They took the ball and ran with it, choosing one of their chief loons, State Rep Barbara Shears, to explain to the people that the bill isn’t politically motivated:

36082735b81e7c66a8b85619008c8484“The idea of respectfully treating the remains of an infant who has been aborted, I think is critical. And I think that you can see how we treat our own childhood pets when we are disposing of them in a respectful way, you know I think that people are shocked. And I don’t think that it matters whether you are Republican or Democrat or Independent or oblivious to politics all together.”

77e883df27deb6547dfec8602537f031Of course it has nothing to do with politics. It has to do with the place you go on Sunday that you want to impose on the rest of America because you and the Duggars are better than we are. Childhood pets? Wait…here’s a great paragraph from WVXU in Cincinnati:

Representative Robert McColley says there are still details to work out…such as whether there would be specific cemeteries for the bodies or places where cremains could be spread.  Right now, in Ohio, he says the state does not record the names of women who get abortions and he says while the state would require all women to sign this form, the goal would not be to start a statewide registry of sorts.

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Bodies. Cremains. Cemeteries. How long before they require little funerals? These a**holes don’t understand that when a woman loses or is forced to terminate a pregnancy at a stage where what is lost looks like “Walter” from the Planned Parenthood videos, it is most often not welcome and extremely traumatic. It also accounts for a very small percentage of abortions. The entire issue is misleading and unfair, which is about par for the Christian right’s course.

Gabriel Mann of NARAL Pro-Choice Ohio said:

“This law that Ohio Planned Parenthood affiliates have been following has been in effect for 40 years, 3 months and 14 days and nobody had any problems with them following the law until Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine had to announce that Planned Parenthood was following the law. And he got very frustrated by the fact that he had to tell the truth and now they need a new law.”

40 years plus and now all of a sudden this.

7b653be16c3268db5648f7ec523b79e3On to the next, ‘Fox & Friends’ Jizz Their Stockings In Yuletide Rage | Wonkette

The two hear Ferrer out and pay an assload of lip service to the idea of diversity being amazing, and then Doocy sets PTA mama up to deliver Fox News’s trademarked ass-chapping grievance of the holiday season:

DOOCY: You’re wearing a Santa Mickey shirt. You can wear that into the school, BUT?

FERRER: We’re not allowed to say the “Merry Christmas.” 😦

FOX NEWS SADFACE JIZZ EXTRAVAGANZA, DING DING DING!

be678f0924350f83f7f62a3e5d543b10But you see, this is not typical Fox News War On Christmas fare. This isn’t Gretchen Carlson bellyaching about how the Festivus Feats Of Strength are prohibiting her from suckling the baby Jesus to her Miss America teats. This is not Fox’s Todd Starnes, Alleged Pee Enthusiast, pushing a fake story about a Georgia school confiscating Christmas cards. And it’s definitely not Starbucks doing abortions to Jesus in His manger, by making a red cup.

Read the whole thing from Wonkette, I just love the sentence about Carlson.

Hugh Hewitt Booed For Asking If Carson Would Approve Murdering ‘Thousands Of Children’ In War | Crooks and Liars

94353db899848c51ced64217071c97c7British man cleared of rape after ‘falling on top of teen’ – NY Daily News

British man who told police he ‘may have penetrated teenager after falling on top of her’ cleared of rape

Ehsan Abdulaziz was accused of forcing himself on the 18-year-old as she slept on the sofa in his London apartment, after a night drinking at an exclusive nightclub.

When he was questioned, the 46-year-old businessman said he had slipped and fallen on top of the girl, which may have caused his penis to penetrate her.

df363f18c94cec9e9814b492ff55c930“I’m fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened. Between me and this girl, nothing ever happened,” said Abdulaziz, reported Mirror Online.

British court clears Saudi millionaire of rape charges after he claimed he accidentally tripped and fell on teenage girl – Salon.com

The real estate mogul’s semen & DNA were found in the girl. He was allowed to present the judge evidence in private

The young girl said she woke up in the early hours of the morning and real estate mogul Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was raping her.

bfb20fa245c4a4b13faf6191347ac00bAbdulaziz had previously slept with the teenager’s 24-year-old friend in his bedroom. He claimed that he had walked over to the young girl to offer to give her a t-shirt, when he tripped and fell on her, with his penis still sticking out of his underwear from the previous sexual encounter.

An investigation found that Abdulaziz’ semen and DNA were inside the teenage girl, but he claimed this was leftover from having sex with the teen’s friend.

The millionaire property developer also blamed the alleged rape survivor for pulling him on top of her. “I’m fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened,” Abdulaziz said, according to British media reports.

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Abdulaziz had met the young women in a high-end London club. He invited them to his private $1,500-per-night table and bought them both drinks.

Later that night, the millionaire offered to drive them home in his lavish Aston Martin car.

Abdulaziz is married and lives with his wife and child. At the time of the incident, the two were spending the summer in the Czech Republic.

The jury, in London’s Southwark Crown Court, acquitted the millionaire after roughly 30 minutes of deliberation.

3596edde3e70ea37548ce7c7ad0b318eBritish publication the Daily Mail reported that, “During the trial, Judge Martin Griffiths permitted the rare step of allowing 20 minutes of Mr Abdulaziz’s evidence to be heard in private.”

 

Are Menu Prices Too Far Ahead of Inflation? | BurgerBusiness

Fox’s Krauthammer: Trump’s Plan To Kill Relatives Of Terrorists Is “An Unbelievably Irresponsible, Semi-Insane Policy” | Video | Media Matters for America

5th Republican debate transcript, annotated: Who said what and what it meant – The Washington Post

20cbe1d05381376ef97ec214842c2276Republican candidates consolidate support by sticking to scripts at debate | US news | The Guardian

The Republican Debate Included Lots Of Misleading Claims

Memphis teen ‘was running away’ when shot dead by police, witnesses say | US news | The Guardian

Malala Yousafzai: Trump’s Muslim Ban Proposal is ‘Tragic, Full of Hatred’ | Mediaite

In Chile, world’s astronomy hub, scientists fear loss of dark skies | Reuters

3bc920bb1996977bc2434edeb918ebb5Election 2016: Why Donald Trump is staying on top for now – CBS News

This is important: San Bernardino attackers did not post about jihad on social media, FBI says | US news | The Guardian

Do Muslims and Christians worship the same God? College suspends professor who said yes. – The Washington Post

Meet the Doc Who Stopped CDC’s Gun Violence Program | Medpage Today

573d3ab2826fd2a6552ee1ac3be8c34eNo evidence California attackers were part of terrorist cell: FBI head | Reuters

Chattanooga shooting that killed 5 U.S. military members was terrorism, FBI confirms | AL.com

FBI: Chattanooga attack was ‘inspired by terrorist organization propaganda’ | WKRN News 2

The Latest: Federal Investigation Into Chicago Police Begins – ABC News

Only men at your event? This blog will shame you – BBC News

6bec886419476694604a3c03883e251eCOP21 is too male dominated and has male priorities, says UN special envoy | Environment | The Guardian

The U.N. Sent 3 Foreign Women To The U.S. To Assess Gender Equality. They Were Horrified.

UN Working Group on the issue of discrimination against women in law and in practice finalizes country mission to the United States

UN bashes Alabama on women’s rights, immigration, abortion; Zeigler says agency ‘has no business’ going to Alabama | AL.com

716c9ab6b74d0770f29e485fc9d3fb7cLet’s end it on a positive note, of sorts: Got Calcium? Wild Parrots Use Tools During Snack Time

The black-feathered greater vasa parrot has a new skill to add to its resume — the use of tools to grind shells to create calcium powder, which it then proceeds to lick up with its pink tongue, a new study finds.

The vasa parrot is now the only known species besides humans to use tools for grinding, the researchers said.

914ab135a68eb2690605c0e3bc7431a9The finding was an “entirely fortuitous discovery,” said study lead author Megan Lambert, a doctoral student of psychology at the University of York. She and her colleagues were observing 10 captive greater vasa parrots (Coracopsis vasa) in aviaries that had floors covered with cockleshells, soil, wood chips and pebbles, she said. [Pretty Bird: Images of a Clever Parrot]

“[We] noticed they were interacting quite a bit with objects from the floor of their aviary,” Lambert told Live Science. “So we took a closer look and that’s when we found they were actually using tools.”

eeaf911141660f0ba696a8c137629f21The parrots were picking up pebbles or date pits with their beaks and grinding the tools against the cockleshells to create a fine calcium powder. (Seashells are mostly made of calcium carbonate.) The birds then licked the powder off the tools, which gave them a nutritious calcium snack, Lambert said.

Sometimes the parrots used the pebbles or pits as a wedge to help them break the seashells into small pieces that were easier to eat and digest, she added.

“What’s also particularly interesting is that we observed a lot of tool transfer, where one bird would actually approach group members and steal the tool directly from their beak, and then go on to use it on a shell,” she said.

This is an open thread.

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