Wednesday Hump Day Cartoons: Nasty Scheme 

 

So, things are happening.

Westminster attack: woman killed and others left with ‘catastrophic’ injuries in ‘terrorist incident’ – live | Politics | The Guardian

U.K. Parliament Attacker Is Shot; Panic on Westminster Bridge – The New York Times

Then there is this…

Key witness in Preet Bharara’s Russian crime probe was just thrown from fourth floor of building – Palmer Report

Former Trump Campaign Head Manafort Was Paid Millions By A Putin Ally, AP Says : The Two-Way : NPR

 

Now for the cartoons.

 

 

Trump Rabbit Hole: 03/22/2017 Cartoon by Adam Zyglis

Cartoon by Adam Zyglis - Trump Rabbit Hole

SECURITY BLANKETS: 03/22/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - SECURITY BLANKETS

Confirmation Hearing: 03/21/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - Confirmation Hearing

TWITTER-RANG: 03/20/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - TWITTER-RANG

ST PAT’S DAY: 03/17/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - ST PAT'S DAY

BUDGET CUTS: 03/16/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - BUDGET CUTS

tRUMPCARE – CBO REPORT: 03/14/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

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03/22/2017 Cartoon by Nick Anderson

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03/21/2017 Cartoon by Nick Anderson

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03/10/2017 Cartoon by David Horsey

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03/09/2017 Cartoon by David Horsey

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03/21/2017 Cartoon by David Horsey

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Wednesday Hump Day Cartoons: A Fleeing Humanity 

 

That vintage cartoon panel sure would have made me laugh a year ago…I would have used it in one of my cartoon mash-ups, depicting the populous fleeing a GOP debate. Now I can only think how prophetic that little drawn rectangle frame could be. If I had a way, I’d be gone. Wouldn’t you?

So, soon Comey is supposed to come out and speak.

 

Before I get to the political cartoons, let me put a couple more tweets here:

Below is the copy of that above link, via TwitLonger:

TwitLonger — When you talk too much for Twitter

 

Now the cartoons.

The one thing I love about the cartoonist Pat Bagley, if you follow his twitter…he will post many comments and statements aside from his wonderful cartoons.

Here is a link to the past 10 cartoons by Pat Bagley:

 

Follow him.

Cartoons continued:

 

 

That’s all, because it is 1pm…go time?

 


Wednesday Hump Day Cartoons: Sometimes you shouldn’t even bother getting out of bed in the morning. 

“The Fool”

(Notice in the antique card above the pussy is grabbing back.)

So…have you seen the latest tweet from the Head Twit in Charge?

 

This is really not why it is sometimes best to stay in bed…yesterday Robert Osborne, the host of TCM passed away in his sleep.

 

 

Robert Osborne, host of Turner Classic Movies, has died – CNN.com

Robert Osborne, the film aficionado who shared his knowledge and passion for movies with millions of viewers as the longtime host of Turner Classic Movies, has died. He was 84.

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Osborne has been on TCM since it made its on-air debut in April 1994.
A cause of death has not been announced.
Osborne, a Washington native, moved to Hollywood to pursue a career in acting and was once mentored by Lucille Ball, according to an official bio on his website.

Robert Osborne, Host Of Turner Classic Movies, Dies At 84 : The Two-Way : NPR

NPR film critic Bob Mondello also highlighted Osborne’s “encyclopedic” knowledge of film history.

Osborne “grew up before the Internet made film research easy — before there was even a book keeping track of Oscar winners,” Bob told our Newscast unit. “So he spent hours at his college library scribbling notes that eventually helped him write film reference books, fill a column for The Hollywood Reporter, and host decades of Turner Classic Movies.”

According to his biography, Osborne was born in a small town in Washington state and studied journalism before he headed to Hollywood, where Lucille Ball encouraged his writing career.

He had a brief acting career — his biography mentions the pilot of The Beverly Hillbillies, and Bob Mondello notes uncredited bit parts in Psycho and Spartacus — but it was his work as a host and historian that earned him a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

He wrote the “Rambling Reporter” column in The Hollywood Reporter for more than 25 years, and wrote a series of official histories of the Academy Awards.

Osborne was the first host of Turner Classic Movies, when the network launched in 1994. He has been the face and voice of the network ever since, although he was eventually joined by two other hosts and had cut back on his duties in the last few years.

About a year ago, in an interview with Mo Rocca on CBS Sunday Morning, Osborne said he’d been training his whole life to host TCM — without imagining it would be an option. “I was preparing for my ideal job that didn’t exist,” he said.

He also told Rocca why he believed movies matter.

“I think we have to have dreams,” he said in the CBS interview. “We need a little Carmen Miranda with all her tutti frutti hats. And we need some Fred and Ginger dancing. We need Gene Kelly hanging off that lamppost. We need to be taken into a fantasy world, and not be afraid to go there occasionally.”

Robert Osborne dies at 84; genial student of films hosted Turner Classic Movies – LA Times

Robert Osborne, who displayed an encyclopedic knowledge — and love — of film history as the primary host of Turner Classic Movies, died Monday morning at age 84, said his partner of 20 years, theater director and producer David Staller.

Osborne died of natural causes in his sleep at home in New York City, Staller said.

“It’s difficult to imagine a planet without him,” Staller said. “He made the choice to call it a day, and he wants everyone to know that he’ll see them at the after party.”

More stories of Robert here:

Robert Osborne Dead: Turner Classic Movies Host Was 84 | Hollywood Reporter

Robert Osborne: a classic gentleman – latimes

TCM Host Robert Osborne Dead at 84; Survived by Same-Sex Partner | Advocate.com

Robert Osborne, Turner Classic Movies Host And Oscars Expert, Dies At 84 | The Huffington Post

Robert Osborne, Turner Classic Movies host, is dead at 84.– Via Slate

Robert Osborne Is Dead, and Classic Movie Fans Are Bereft – Via Jezebel

TCM announces plans to honor longtime host Robert Osborne – LA Times

Turner Classic Movies on Tuesday announced plans to honor longtime host Robert Osborne with a 48-hour tribute featuring a selection of long-form interviews from his 23-year tenure with the channel.

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The tribute on March 18-19 will include interviews from Osborne’s interview series “Private Screenings,” including conversations with Liza Minnelli, Peter O’Toole, Debbie Reynolds and Ernest Borgnine. The network will also feature the 2013 installment of “Private Screenings” featuring Alec Baldwin interviewing Osborne.

“Robert was embraced by devoted fans who saw him as a trusted expert and friend. His calming presence, gentlemanly style, encyclopedic knowledge of film history, fervent support for film preservation and highly personal interviewing style all combined to make him a truly world-class host,” TCM general manager Jennifer Dorian said in a statement released Monday.

Here’s the full “TCM Remembers Robert Osborne” schedule (all times Eastern):

March 18
6 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Robert Osborne”
7:30 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Norman Jewison”
9 a.m. – “Robert Osborne’s 20th Anniversary Tribute”
10:15 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Alan Arkin”
11:30 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Luise Rainer”
12:15 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Liza Minnelli”
1:30 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Robert Osborne”
3 p.m. –  “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Eva Marie Saint”
4:15 p.m. –  “Robert Osborne’s 20th Anniversary Tribute”
5:30 p.m. –  “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Peter O’Toole”
6:45 p.m. –  “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Kim Novak”
8 p.m. –  Robert Osborne introduces “Gone with the Wind” in his first-ever on-air appearance as a TCM host
8:05 p.m. – “Private Screenings: Robert Osborne”
9:30 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Debbie Reynolds”
10:30 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Betty Hutton”
11:45 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Liza Minnelli”
12:45 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Robert Osborne”
2:15 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Norman Jewison”
3:30 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Ernest Borgnine:
4:45 a.m. – “Robert Osborne’s 20th Anniversary Tribute”

March 19
6 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Liza Minnnelli”
7 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Eva Marie Saint”
8:15 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Kim Novak”
9:15 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Peter O’Toole”
10:30 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Robert Osborne”
Noon –  “Robert Osborne’s 20th Anniversary Tribute”
1 p.m. –  “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Alan Arkin”
2:15 p.m. –  “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Luise Rainer”
3 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Ernest Borgnine”
4:15 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Norman Jewison”
5:30 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Robert Osborne”
7 p.m. –  “Private Screenings: Liza Minnelli”
8 p.m. –  “Robert Osborne’s 20th Anniversary Tribute”
9 p.m. –  “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Eva Marie Saint”
10:15 p.m. –  “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Luise Rainer”
11 p.m. –  “Robert Osborne’s 20th Anniversary Tribute”
Midnight – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Peter O’Toole”
1:15 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Kim Novak”
2:30 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Alan Arkin”
3:45 a.m. – “Private Screenings: Robert Osborne”
5:15 a.m. – “Live From the TCM Classic Film Festival: Luise Rainer”

 

It is too sad to think of TCM without Robert…Things have been so depressing lately. I don’t know how much I can take…

 

 

Now for some comedy:

 

 

 

 

 

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Wednesday Hump Day Cartoons: The best of everything.

Good Afternoon

 

I think this tidbit from LOLGOP makes a great point…a terrific point…yes, they gotta great idea here with this thing. Bigly, I’m telling you.

Bad storms today, if you are in it’s path…watch out.

So here are the cartoons for today:

 

 

 

 

 

tRUMP speech to congress: 03/01/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - tRUMP speech to congress

White Privilege: 03/01/2017 Cartoon by Eric J Garcia

Cartoon by Eric J Garcia - White Privilege

tRUMP SPEECH: 02/28/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - tRUMP SPEECH

WRONG WINNER: 02/27/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - WRONG WINNER

Bruce Plante Cartoon: Trump addresses congress: 03/01/2017 Cartoon by Bruce Plante

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03/01/2017 Cartoon by Joel Pett

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02/28/2017 Cartoon by Signe Wilkinson

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Even the former President of Mexico is getting into the political cartoons:

Trump Air: 03/01/2017 Cartoon by Tom Curry

Cartoon by Tom Curry - Trump Air

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Wednesday Hump Day Cartoons: If you’re brown, you go down…south of the border.

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Once you have enraged the pussy…you will find it is impossible to fight it.

Uh…have you heard the latest? It pretty much goes something like this…if you are an immigrant picked up by ICE, it don’t matter what country you come from…you are getting dumped in Mexico.

Trump Plan: Deport to Mexico Immigrants Crossing Border Illegally, Regardless of Nationality – ProPublica

Buried deep in the Trump administration’s plans to round up undocumented immigrants is a provision certain to enrage Mexico — new authority for federal agents to deport anyone caught crossing the southern border to Mexico, regardless of where they are from.

If present immigration trends continue, that could mean the United States would push hundreds of thousands of Guatemalans, Hondurans, Salvadorans, Brazilians, Ecuadorans, even Haitians into Mexico. Currently, such people are detained in the U.S. and allowed to request asylum.

President Trump wants them to do so from Mexico, communicating via videoconference calls with U.S. immigration officials from facilities that Mexico would presumably be forced to build.

“This would say if you want to make a claim for asylum or whatever we’ll hear your case but you are going to wait in Mexico,” a DHS official said. “Those are details that are being worked out both within the department and between the US government and the government of Mexico … there are elements that still need to be worked out in detail.

Kelly and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson will travel to Mexico later this week to meet with representatives of the Mexican government. It remains unclear if they will discuss this issue.

The new authority for immigration agents is among the dramatic, some would say untenable, tactics the Trump administration is preparing to deploy as it upends President Obama’s policies on illegal immigration.

A pair of memos signed by John Kelly, the Homeland Security secretary, and publicly released on Tuesday outline the plans for what present and former government officials say will be a massive roundup of undocumented immigrants. Near final drafts of the memos had leaked over the weekend and had been first reported by McClatchy.

Officials disclosed that two former Senate aides to Attorney General Jeff Sessions drafted the plan without input from career DHS policy staffers. The ideas aren’t new. Many of the approaches described in the memos come from a 1996 law that policy makers and law enforcement agents had disregarded as either unenforceable or absurd.

Continued from ProPublica:

Among them was the Mexico part of the plan, for example, which calls for returning undocumented immigrants “to the foreign contiguous territory from which they arrived.” The memo goes on to point out how foisting the immigrants onto Mexico would benefit DHS’s budget, saying that it would, “save the Department’s detention and adjudication resources for other priority aliens.”

However, former senior Mexican and American immigration officials said it could very well create new security problems along the border, as authorities in each country push unwanted migrants back and forth.

The American Immigration Lawyers Association said that the proposal would violate U.S. law and international treaty obligations. Mexico is as likely to embrace the plan as it did the notion of paying for a wall. “I would expect Mexico to respond with an emphatic ‘No,’” said Gustavo Mohar, a former senior Mexican immigration and national security policy official.

Whether viable or not, the Trump administration’s deportation plans mark a dramatic departure from decades of policy and practice. Current and former immigration policy officials say that while the details of how the administration intends to carry out the plans remain unclear — if not insurmountable — the administration’s overall message to enforcement agents across the country is clear: the limits have been lifted.

More at the link.

Just a couple more link/tweets before the cartoons.

Trump takes new immigration fight to 9th Circuit – POLITICO

The latest battle is over the rights of detained immigrant children and teenagers to immigration court hearings to determine suitability for release on bond.

Los Angeles-based U.S. District Court Judge Dolly Gee ruled on Inauguration Day that such “unaccompanied” minors are entitled to go before an immigration judge in accordance with the terms of a 20-year-old legal settlement.

On Friday night, the Justice Department filed an emergency motion with the 9th Circuit asking it to block Gee’s order while an appeal goes forward.

Gee’s “order unquestionably diverts the agencies’ time, resources, and personnel away from the reunification process provided in [a 2008 law] and away from the already-burdened operations of the immigration courts thus interfering with pressing immigration adjudication and enforcement priorities,” Justice Department lawyers wrote in their request for an emergency stay.

It’s not entirely clear which 9th Circuit judges will consider the request but lawyers said it could be the same monthly motions panel that turned down a government stay request earlier this month in connection with the Trump travel ban. (Trump is expected to issue a replacement order as soon as Tuesday.)

[…]

Attorneys for the detained minors responded Monday with a filing calling the government’s arguments “legally and factually specious.”

The immigrants’ lawyers say that in some instances teenagers have been held for more than a year without hearings, only to be released by an immigration judge soon after they turn 18.

“It is virtually self-evident that needlessly detaining children is profoundly injurious,” the minors’ attorneys wrote. The brief also cites the 9th Circuit’s travel ban decision three times in arguing that the government doesn’t deserve a stay.

And…one more little side note.

The White House has changed the Constitution on their website.

Replacing the word people with citizen. See the @Nightshade10 tweet below.

Here are a few tweets from that thread:

Close-ups of those screen shots:

 

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Enough of this.

Cartoon time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

02/21 Mike Luckovich: Extended leave. | Mike Luckovich

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02/19 Mike Luckovich: Health hazard. | Mike Luckovich

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MILO: 02/22/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - MILO

 

Who’s paying for that wall?: 02/22/2017 Cartoon by Eric J Garcia

Cartoon by Eric J Garcia - Who's paying for that wall?

 

WTF TOUR: 02/21/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

Cartoon by Deb Milbrath - WTF TOUR

 

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Wednesday Hump Day Reads: Shit, meet fan. 

Last night…

I stayed up as late as I could last night…but today I’ve been away from the news. So I do not know what has transpired since around 5 am. Anyway, let’s take a look at some cartoons.

In Like Flynn – Houston Chronicle

02/15 Mike Luckovich: Lock ‘er up! | Mike Luckovich

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BYE FLYNN: 02/15/2017 Cartoon by Deb Milbrath

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02/15/2017 Cartoon by David Horsey

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02/15/2017 Cartoon by Lisa Benson

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02/15/2017 Cartoon by Tom Stiglich

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02/15/2017 Cartoon by Nate Beeler

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02/12/2017 Cartoon by Nate Beeler

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Mar-a-Lago: 02/14/2017 Cartoon by Mike Keefe

Cartoon by Mike Keefe - Mar-a-Lago

 

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Wednesday Hump Day Cartoons: The days do pass…

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02/08 Mike Luckovich: Constitutional Apprentice. | Mike Luckovich

 

The days do pass…

…and the horror with each passing day becomes more unbearable.

 

For example: House Republicans Just Voted to Eliminate the Only Federal Agency That Makes Sure Voting Machines Can’t Be Hacked | The Nation

In a little-noticed 6-3 vote today, the House Administration Committee voted along party lines to eliminate the Election Assistance Commission, which helps states run elections and is the only federal agency charged with making sure voting machines can’t be hacked. The EAC was created after the disastrous 2000 election in Florida as part of the Help America Vote Act to rectify problems like butterfly ballots and hanging chads. (Republicans have tried to kill the agency for years.) The Committee also voted to eliminate the public-financing system for presidential elections dating back to the 1970s.

“It is my firm belief that the EAC has outlived its usefulness and purpose,” said Committee chair Gregg Harper (R-MS), explaining why his bill transfers the EAC’s authority to the Federal Election Commission.

Doesn’t it make you want to puke? Curse the GOP? And then puke again?

Thirty-eight pro-democracy groups, including the NAACP and Common Cause, denounced the vote. “The EAC is the only federal agency which has as its central mission the improvement of election administration, and it undertakes essential activities that no other institution is equipped to address,” says the Brennan Center for Justice.

This move is particularly worrisome given reports that suspected Russian hackers attempted to access voter-registration systems in more than 20 states during the 2016 election. Moreover, the Presidential Commission on Election Administration set up by President Obama in 2014 outlined an “impending crisis” in voting technology and the Brennan Center found that 42 states used voting machines in 2016 that were at least a decade-old and at risk of failing. The EAC was the agency tasked with making sure these voting systems were both modernized and secure.

The EAC is not a perfect agency. It lacked a quorum of members from 2010 to 2014 and was paralyzed by inaction. Then, last year, its executive director unilaterally approved controversial proof-of-citizenship laws in Kansas, Georgia, and Alabama, which the federal courts subsequently blocked.

But given the threats to American democracy at this moment, the EAC needs to be strengthened, not replaced.

The whole last few weeks have been nothing but a farce, filled with ridiculous appointments, statements and orders. I no longer find things to be “ironic” but absurd…For instance, the last paragraph of this Nation article…

It’s particularly ironic that the Trump administration is preparing to launch a massive investigation into nonexistent voter fraud based on the lie that millions voted illegally while House Republicans are shutting down the agency that is supposed to make sure America’s elections are secure. It’s more proof of how the GOP’s real agenda is to make it harder to vote.

No fucking shit!!!!!!!!!!!

There is no fucking irony people. It is being done ON PURPOSE!!!!

How else does a fascist take over a government? How else does fascism and authoritarianism gain control? We are seeing it every minute of every day.

So here are the bloody cartoons. My life is so disgustingly depressing, not even these babies are laughing it up anymore for me…but maybe it will bring a smile to you all? I hope.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

02/07/2017 Cartoon by David Horsey

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02/07/2017 Cartoon by Nick Anderson

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The backwards BS detector: 02/07/2017 Cartoon by Jen Sorensen

Cartoon by Jen Sorensen - The backwards BS detector

 

02/05 Mike Luckovich: Orange History Week. | Mike Luckovich

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Funny video below, enjoy it!

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