Sunday Funnies: Tuna MeltsPosted: January 31, 2021 | |
What’s going on?
So, now for some news links:
I wish this was the latest shocking news story…
A class action lawsuit filed in California accuses Subway of selling tuna sandwiches that are "bereft of tuna." https://t.co/WSYPzc6QZX
— NBC News (@NBCNews) January 31, 2021
But, as you will see…it’s not.
A COVID-19-related shortage has Grape-Nuts faithful missing that familiar crunch of their favorite breakfast cereal. pic.twitter.com/IApV4dnq8a
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) January 29, 2021
93,581 people have died from Covid-19 so far this month.
January is the deadliest month of the pandemic, according to Johns Hopkins University.
— Victor Blackwell CNN (@VictorBlackwell) January 31, 2021
Publix heiress Julie Jenkins Fancelli provided the “lion’s share” of funding for the Washington Ellipse rally preceding the Jan. 6 Capitol insurrection, the Wall Street Journal reported. https://t.co/XgTiGaEG7R
— Tampa Bay Times (@TB_Times) January 30, 2021
Since Publix @Publix turned off replies to this tweet, I would like to point out that Julie Jenkins Fancelli is President of Publix's charitable foundation and she and her other family members have 20% ownership in Publix https://t.co/TXTLLDFSTb
— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) January 31, 2021
So if this report is right, Trump wanted his lawyers to lie and they quit rather than do something unethical. It’s that simple. https://t.co/0jJsx5LUWV
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) January 31, 2021
This vile Q bitch needs to go:
The vile, @mtgreenee uses language, insulting people w/learning disabilities. Like so many Americans, I am part of a special needs family. There are millions of students with disabilities in America. It is appalling this “lady” is now on the committee that sets education policy. https://t.co/UxnhowL6oh
— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) January 30, 2021
Rep. Cori Bush is to be commended for her professionalism regarding the way she handled Marjorie Greene allegedly coming up behind her & "berating" her. Someday, Greene is going to "come up behind" & "berate" the wrong (or right) sista girl. https://t.co/Al0kaW7Opw
— Joyce Hutchens (@JoyceHutchens3) January 30, 2021
To the mob pushing Congress to overturn the election, wife of SCOTUS Justice Thomas wrote: “GOD BLESS EACH OF YOU STANDING UP or PRAYING!” He must recuse from all cases where she has lobbied or resign.https://t.co/cjOaU54amA via @slate
— Jill Wine-Banks (@JillWineBanks) January 29, 2021
Ukraine stayed quiet during Trump-era pressures. Now it’s sharing some Giuliani tales. https://t.co/STMrRXwVlS
— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 30, 2021
This “both sides” crap has got to stop. There is the side of violent insurrection or there is the side of American democracy. It’s that simple. https://t.co/Ct4WLFUKnM
— Amy McGrath (@AmyMcGrathKY) January 31, 2021
Smoking gun: The orders from Miller to the DC National Guard for January 6 included in linked article— is a must read. The DC guard were allowed no helmets, no body armor, no weapons. They were not allowed to stop or arrest protesters. Letter orders no interference with rioters https://t.co/py9y17iw0U pic.twitter.com/tjsLBVcbPn
— Holly Brewer (@earlymodjustice) January 30, 2021
Congress and the Department of Justice must investigate this immediately. The invasion of the Capitol on January 6 is looking more and more like an inside job.
Trump Defense Secretary Disarmed D.C. National Guard Before Capitol Riot https://t.co/1w5Gr4lF0j
— Richard W. Painter (@RWPUSA) January 30, 2021
And I can’t stress this enough….what the fuck?
what the absolute shit https://t.co/wZpYpvLAx4
— ⚖️Imani Gandy ⚖️ (@AngryBlackLady) January 31, 2021
These selfish, insane, degenerate fucks:
Dodger Stadium vaccination site shut down amid protest – Los Angeles Times https://t.co/5psNzZ6iw2
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) January 31, 2021
Last year, Andrew Yang put his name behind an effort to purge nondisclosure agreements from politics, as they were suppress allegations of wrongdoing.
The Daily News has learned that he's making volunteers sign an 11 point NDA for his 2021 Mayoral runhttps://t.co/crabG2x9xd
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) January 30, 2021
🚨 BREAKING: An investigation of Andrew Yang's presidential campaign reveals allegations of sexist, discriminatory, or hostile behavior to women from as early as fall 2018.
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) January 30, 2021
To be clear, this is authoritarianism. https://t.co/FrR3n57xXV
— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) January 29, 2021
On the steps of the Wyoming statehouse yesterday, at least 800 people were chanting “USA! USA!” while Rep. Matt Gaetz blasted Rep. Liz Cheney.@playbookplus's takeaway: If Cheney were up for reelection in 2021 instead of 2022, she’d be in serious trouble.https://t.co/38RDYVvym7
— POLITICO (@politico) January 29, 2021
WATCH: A rare fossilized tree whose branches and roots are still intact after 20 million years was found during roadwork near an ancient forest petrified millions of years ago on the island of Lesbos in Greece pic.twitter.com/VNdgvGlZPa
— Reuters (@Reuters) January 30, 2021
At least Biden is getting shit done.
Over the last 10 days, I’ve taken action on:
– The economy
– Climate change
– Racial equity
– Health care
– LGBTQ+ rights
And I’m just getting started.
— President Biden (@POTUS) January 30, 2021
This is an open thread.