Wednesday Reads: Suck up…His soul

Who would’ve thunk it? Ya suck the soul out through the ear? I always thought it was the asshole…

  • JFK : He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole! 
  • Elvis : A shit eater? 
  • JFK : I don’t think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person’s body. I read about it. 
  • Elvis : Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?
  • On that train of thought, being assholes who have lost their souls…

    #MoscowMitch leaked some news late last night:

    Maybe, we will get to hear Bolton speak? Perhaps even get testimony from witnesses to this enormous quid pro quo and ridiculous car wreck of a cover up?

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    Naked Gun – really funny video of Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) whose car driving style leaves no one safe. #nakedgun #leslienielsen #comedic #frankdrebin

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    It definitely was a strange night on the Twitter.

    Watch this with the sound on:

    Then, check out the other tweets:

    You can even hear someone from Fox News on a hot mic giggling in the background…

    I want to bring these next few stories to your attention:


    It looks like the number of injuries from Iraq has jumped up,

    And…while in ICE custody:

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    Never forget the Holocaust and recognize that history is repeating itself right now in the United States. #holocaustmemorialday

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    Now for a few cartoons:

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    Day 1103: Actual footage of #MoscowMitch and his fellow congressional cultists “deliberating” how best to put a fork in this very much legitimate trial pageant. #dumptrump #trumpcrimefamily #magaisformorons #thedailydon

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    Day 1101: In which the Grand Wizard of Unearned Surname Privilege protects his nepotistic niche. #trumpcrimefamily #asteriskpresident #magaisformorons #thedailydon

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    Today is Holocaust Remembrance Day and the 75th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz. Let’s never forget what happened there and also the sequence of events that led up to such atrocities being perpetrated. Those who do not speak up against injustice are complicit in it. • #holocaust #holocaustremembranceday #auschwitz #auschwitzbirkenau #liberationofauschwitz #makeamericagermanyagain #maga #magats #fuckmaga #fucktrump #trumpisawhitesupremacist #trump #internationalholocaustremembranceday #kidsincages #keepfamiliestogether #endfamilyseparation

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    12 Comments on “Wednesday Reads: Suck up…His soul”

    1. Enheduanna says:

      Great roundup JJ. It’s hard to believe there are any Americans who support immigrant detention camps – Americans whose relatives fought and died to liberate Auschwitz.

      And I don’t believe Bernie’s poll numbers either. He may squeak out a win in IA and NH, but the field is crowded. We will lose if he’s nominated, and if he does manage to win he’ll be a terrible POTUS and we’ll be right back to a GOPer in 2024.

      And WTH is wrong with Dump? We deserve to know what is wrong with him physically that he can’t speak properly.

    2. bostonboomer says:

      JJ, Thank you for referencing Bubba Ho-tep. I love that movie!!

    3. bostonboomer says:

      Fantastic post! I especially liked the Bagley cartoon. That one is a classic!

      • dakinikat says:

        It is !!! I’m stuck here in math formulas in my head land … just tuned into see Stabenow ask if the Dems want to apologize for characterizing the opening statement as a series of lies … arghhhhh!!!

    4. NW Luna says:

      Well this isn’t suspicious at all.

    5. NW Luna says:

      Another comic!

    6. lililam says:

      Great job in compiling this list of horrors. The longer I live and go through crap the more deference I give to the presence of evil and stupidity in this world. It feels like a personal as well as public bombardment. I have been just heartsick and horrified by the number of recent domestic homicides, particularly of children. I have also been caring for my very elderly mother a lot and have been overwhelmed by some of the indifference and rudeness we have been recently exposed to. My heart cries.

    7. dakinikat says:

      I’m hearing Bill Barr just hired lawyers.

      And this!!!

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    10. Sweet Sue says:

      After hearing Dershowitz, today, I am legitimately terrified for our Country.