Wednesday Reads: Chubby Sh-h-h….

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Good Morning

…maybe afternoon.

 

Hey….what does Hillary say?

 

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(It looks like her…doesn’t it!)

 

 

 

And by all accounts, she will have a few outcast among those in the “Fan” base.

Can you believe that Sanders is still swinging his figurative big dick around?

Shakesville: It’s Over.

Hillary Clinton won the D.C. primary primary last night, by around 60 points. It’s over over. For real over. No more pretending it’s not over. It’s done.

Clinton and Bernie Sanders (and key members of their teams) met for a chat last night, and it sounds like the least fun meeting ever! I have never read about a meeting that I was more glad to have not attended!

Relatedly: My top secret sources tell me that Sanders didn’t like THE ESTABLISHMENT that Clinton chose for their meeting.

Sanders still in the race after meeting with Clinton | TheHill

Bernie Sanders is staying in the Democratic presidential race after meeting with rival Hillary Clinton, the party’s presumptive nominee, for nearly two hours at a Washington, D.C., hotel on Tuesday night.

Sanders and Clinton met at the Capital Hilton just blocks from the White House to plot a way forward after the Democratic primary season came to a close on Tuesday.

Neither took questions from press after the meeting. They were whisked away in black cars behind the protection of legions of security guards and campaign aides.

Sanders and his little chubby...

Sanders and his little chubby…

Sanders and his wife Jane went in and out of the front entrance of the hotel, which was lined with cheering onlookers who snapped pictures and yelled out his name. Campaign manager Jeff Weaver also attended the meeting.

Clinton went in and out of the back entrance to little fanfare. She was joined by campaign chairman John Podesta and campaign manager Robby Mook.

The Sanders campaign released a statement late Tuesday night saying the group had “a positive discussion about how best to bring more people into the political process and about the dangerous threat that Donald Trump poses to our nation.”

Sanders spokesman Michael Briggs said there are still a variety of issues where they are “seeking common ground,” including raising the minimum wage, campaign finance reform, universal healthcare and more affordable college tuition.

“Sanders and Clinton agreed to continue working to develop a progressive agenda that addresses the needs of working families and the middle class and adopting a progressive platform for the Democratic National Convention,” Briggs said in the statement.

See, Sanders and wife Jane went out the front door…Clinton was taken out the back way. What the fuck is that all about?

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More on this Sanders shit:

No More Mister Nice Blog: Brass Balls, Huge Ego. No, Not Trump.

Bernie’s scaring me…Cannonfire

Although I must give credit where it is due…and someone at Fox News was definitely swinging some big dick yesterday, and she sure surprised me!

 

 

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Fox News’s Gretchen Carlson Accidentally Forgot To Be Stupid Again | Wonkette

“There’s no doubt Omar Mateen was able to kill so many people because he was firing an AR-15,” Carlson said. “A military-style assault weapon, a weapon easier to buy in the state of Florida than buying a handgun. Florida sets a three day waiting period for purchasing handguns, but the state mandates no waiting period for any gun that requires two hands to hold.”

She then pointed to a recent poll showing that 50% of Americans support an assault weapons ban.

“Do we need AR-15s to hunt and kill deer? Do we need them to protect our families?” she asked. “I’m in favor of people being able to carry. I think some of these mass shooting would have been less deadly if that were the case.”

“But I’m also with the majority today, taking a stand,” Carlson said, referring to the ban.

“Can’t we hold true the sanctity of the Second Amendment while still having common sense?”

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As Wonkette makes a point, this isn’t the first time Gretchen has shown some decency…the last time was a moment five years ago on the curvy couch:

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Do you remember when stupid old Barack Obama had absolutely nothing to do with killing Osama bin Laden? In the aftermath, one of the complaints (besides the fact that stupid old Barack Obama acted like he had anything at all to do with killing Osama bin Laden) was that bin Laden had been given Muslim ceremonial rites before becoming food for the fishies. This is because the mental giants at Fox were very angry, we guess, that Osama bin Laden was dead. Wait no, that can’t be right. It was because they had to be angry about SOMETHING. ANYWAY, there they were, all het up that Barack Obama hadn’t personally pissed on bin Laden’s corpse, which he definitely had nothing to do with killing, Calvin-styley.

“Shoulda peed on him,” said the rapey one.
“Or made a doody!” said the stupid one.

And that’s when Gretchen Carlson’s head spun around on her body three times, her eyes became insane Michele Bachmann eyes, and actual devils came out of her mouth as she actually YELLED that YOU GIVE THE PERSON THEIR PROPER RELIGIOUS BURIAL RITES.3c460d25eabf6513fc60e734f51f51bf

“Whoa,” we said to ourselves but not out loud, “Gretchen Carlson actually takes religious liberty seriously, good for her!” Then we went back to masturbating with a copy of the Satanic Bible.

Now normally I would be bothered by the reference of calling a woman stupid in that blog title…but remember, in the light of some of the outrageous things this woman has said before…I think it fits.

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And since this post is becoming theme-like in a sense, in that I am focusing on dickless wonders who need to compensate by beating their chest and violating all sorts of sensible behavior and humanity (more on that in a minute unfortunately). Here is yet another example of a woman with balls, giving it up but good:

 

 

Just watch it…

(Oh and by the way, if you want to…remember a while back I wrote about Florida and the mental health facilities…it was a series of articles published by The Tampa Times. Well, Sam Bee also did a piece on that the same night she did the Orlando bit. It is here if you want to see it. Florida’s Mental Health | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS – YouTube)

 

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Anyway, here are the links I was talking about…the big swinging dick waving asshole news, in full dump fashion.

WV ‘Sovereign Citizen’ Murders Three With AR-15 | Crooks and Liars

Everything changes when an AR-15 is present. Everything.

Monday there was another mass shooting in West Virginia, which turns out to have been a sovereign citizen who had a dispute with his neighbors over firewood. Instead of resolving the matter peacefully, he pulled out an AR-15 and shot them all to death.

No, really. Over firewood.

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Balkinization: Great Speeches in American History Delivered by Donald Trump

Washington’s Farewell Address: “Today I’m announcing my candidacy for a third term, as I am indispensable.”

Lincoln’s Second Inaugural:  “With malice toward all, with charity for none, let us give these Confederate traitors what they deserve.”

FDR’s First Inaugural:  “Be afraid.  Be very, very afraid.”

John F. Kennedy’s First Inaugural:  “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what your country can do for me.”

Barry Goldwater’s 1964 Republican Convention Speech:  “Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, and moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.”

Ronald Reagan’s Challenger Speech:  “Tonight I want to talk to you about the losers who run NASA and blew up our space shuttle.”

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Okay, he didn’t actually say those things…but here is something Trump did say:

Trump accuses Obama of siding with U.S. enemies | MSNBC

Trump adopted a self-congratulatory posture about the deadliest mass shooting in American history; Trump said President Obama should resign because he won’t use the anti-Muslim phrasing Republicans like to hear; Trump suggested the president might be a terrorist sympathizer; Trump stripped the Washington Post of its press credentials; and Trumpdelivered a nauseating and brazenly dishonest speech demanding a ban on Muslims entering the country and targeting American Muslims’ loyalties.
And really, that’s just a sampling – from the last five days.
Yesterday, after President Obama made Trump’s rhetoric look ridiculous, the Republican candidate responded in the most Trump-like fashion possible, telling the Associated Press:
“President Obama claims to know our enemy, and yet he continues to prioritize our enemy over our allies, and for that matter, the American people.
“When I am President, it will always be America First.”
The Atlantic’s James Fallows noted soon after, “Saying that the Commander in Chief has prioritized the enemy’s interests is an accusation of treason…. I am not aware of any previous case, whatsoever, of a national-ticket candidate publicly accusing a president or presidential nominee of a capital offense.”

NC Trump Rally Account Is The Scariest Thing You’ll Read Today | Crooks and Liars

New Evidence Donald Trump Didn’t Pay Taxes – The Daily Beast

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Donald Trump in Atlanta: Gov. Nathan Deal cautious at fund raiser | Political Insider blog

Donald Trump in Atlanta: Supporters gather at the Fox Theatre | Political Insider blog– Check out the picture at that link…it is enough to give you nightmares.

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In other related news…on the dominate male dick show part…Judge Aaron Persky removed from sexual assault case amid complaints after Brock Turner verdict

Man who called Orlando shooting ‘community service’ loses… | www.ajc.com

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And…for all those with little chubbies…Maddow shows how frighteningly easy it was for Orlando shooter to get gun inside the club

“In terms of understanding what happened inside that dark nightclub at 2:00 in the morning Sunday and how one guy was able to kill 49 other people and wound at least that many, it helps to know and I think it’s chilling to know that one of the things that this American gun company markets about this gun is that it is super easy to fire,” Maddow said in footage posted by Media Matters. “It’s easier to fire than an AR-15. And it fires faster and with less kick than your standard AR-15.”

Maddow showed footage of the commercial promoting the Sig Sauer MCX, which she said was confirmed as the weapon used in the rampage on Saturday night. The ad shows a lone gunman making his way through a dimly-lit room firing the rifle, and highlights the fact that it can be folded up.

“They fall all over themselves in their marketing material to say how much respect they as a company have for the military and for law enforcement personnel,” she said. “They say they make these guns as great as possible because they know police officers and soldiers’ lives are depending on these guns. And then they sell them to the general public. They sell them to anybody who walks in off the street. They’re legal for just about anyone to buy.”

She also pointed out that she has shot AR-15 rifles at shooting ranges in the past.

“One of the things that is unnerving about it is that when you hold one and when you fire it, it’s light enough and controllable enough and easy enough to handle and use, that literally a four-year old or a five-year old could reasonable handle one, and fire in the right direction,” she said. “It’s a very easy-to-use weapon that’s very light and very easy to handle and that doesn’t kick much when you pull the trigger. This Sig Sauer MCX is designed to be even easier to fire than that.”

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And in another article…

Helen Ubinas: I bought an AR-15 assault rifle in 7 minutes – SFGate

Seven minutes. That’s how long it took me to buy an AR-15, the semi-automatic rifle used in the deadliest mass shooting in modern American history.

Seven minutes. From the moment I handed the salesperson my driver’s license to the moment I passed my background check.

It likely will take more time than that during the forthcoming round of vigils to respectfully read the names of the more than 100 people who were killed or injured.

It’s obscene.

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Why can people on the terrorist watch list buy guns, and other FAQs | PBS NewsHour

Top doctors group declares gun deaths a ‘public health crisis’ | TheHill

Physicians Demand End To 20-Year-Old Ban On Gun Violence Research | ThinkProgress

I think that is a good group of links on the Gun Control issues.

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In this next article… a sociological look at Mateen and Brock Turner:  Two violent men, two symptoms of the same sickness

America woke up this weekend to the news of the deadliest civilian mass shooting in the nation’s history. The senseless tragedy will undoubtedly evoke anger, sadness and helplessness.

In the meantime, many will forget to think and talk about Stanford swimmer Brock Turner’s crime and his “summer vacation” jail sentence: three months for the vile sexual assault of an unconscious woman.

As a sociologist, I was struck not by the abrupt shift to a new moral crisis, but by the continuity. Sociologists look for the bigger picture, and in my mind, Mateen’s crime didn’t displace Turner’s. Yet the media simply replaced one outrage with another, moving our attention away from Stanford and toward Orlando, as if these two crimes were unrelated. They’re not.

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In world news….

Ramadan 2016: Israel ‘cuts off water supply to West Bank’ during Muslim holy month | Middle East | News | The Independent

Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand | World news | The Guardian

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While here at home:

Michelle Obama’s Kick-Ass Lady Crew Celebrates ‘The United State Of Women’

Outside White House Women’s Summit, Activists Demand Executive Action on Abortion Law – Rewire

Yeah, go figure….

 

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Hillary gave a speech today: In Pittsburgh Hillary Clinton Assails Donald Trump’s Magical Thinking | Still4Hill

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And our last link…The world lights up in tribute to the lives lost in Orlando – in pictures | US news | The Guardian

Go and see all the pictures around the world…

Let’s call this an open thread…post what your thinking about.

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23 Comments on “Wednesday Reads: Chubby Sh-h-h….”

  1. I hope the format is okay on the post…sorry it is late. I am so tired of shit hitting the fan.

  2. I know that I have mentioned my friend Jessica on the blog before…just posting this here:

    Emergency Expenses for Jessica by Barbara Anne Wilson – GoFundMe

    I’m Barbara and I’m a long time friend of Jessica Lopes. She was struggling to begin with but when her father died in her home a couple of days ago, it created a snowball effect on her finances! Unfortunately, because of the circumstances, it’ll take several weeks for them to get it all straightened out with the Social Security office to keep his SSI coming in but they are in jeopardy of being kicked out of their home if they can’t pay their rent right now! I’m only asking for expenses for one month to see them through until they can get it all straightened out! The $1800 will cover all their living expenses for Jessica, her two boys, and her mother for one month. She needs this money ASAP so they don’t get put out on the streets! I believe that we all need to look out for each other and help our friends and if I was capable of helping her all by myself, I certainly would! Unfortunately, I’m not so I’m asking for help for her! I know Jessica personally and I know her struggles and her father’s sudden death could push them into homelessness unless we help! PLEASE help if you can, even $5 adds up if everyone donates just that! Thank you for helping her and her family! It truly means the world to me!!!

    P.S. The photo above is of the boys and their last day with their grandpa! They are going to miss him dearly!!!!

    • If you all could take a look at the page, and maybe pass it on…her father died in the house while they were walking him out to take him to the emergency room. The kids were there…I am sending some funds tomorrow, when Dan gets paid. Anyway, thank you for the time. We just didn’t know what to do and Barbara came up with the idea about the gofundme page.

  3. Well, these two news items from Orlando:

    Gator snatches boy, drags him into lagoon at Disney resort | WSB-TV

    Five alligators captured, killed in search
    Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Nick Wiley said a handful of alligators had been pulled from the lagoon so far.
    So far, the Sheriff’s office says they’ve captured five alligators in the search for the body, but “couldn’t find any evidence that they were involved. “

    The alligators had to be euthanized to be examined, he said.

    And this:

    49 birds appeard over Orlando shooting victims memorial – CNN.com

  4. quixote says:

    JJ. So good to see you back! And the visuals commenting on the news items …. What can I say? Vintage Minx!

    Thank you!

    Jessica’s story is so heartbreaking.

    • Thank you quixote. I have a compulsion to use those comic images.

      As for my friend Jessica…the ordeal with her father’s death is horrifying. As he collapsed in the house, walking from the bedroom through the hall out into the living room, she ran outside to call 911. She does not have a land line inside the house, and her service is real crappy…so she has to go outside to talk on her cell phone. Get this, she calls 911, gives them all her information and then is told that she got connected to the Georgia 911 service. (She lives in Ulee Fl on the border with GA.) Meanwhile she can her her mother screaming from inside the house, that her father is turning blue…the babies are there too. She tells the GA 911 operator, she needs to go and start compressions on her dad, but she will lose phone connection if she goes back into house. The GA 911 operator tells her she must start the whole process over again with the FL 911. So all that time wasted. By the time she gets inside the house, her dad is gone, completely blue, she told me she just went ahead and started the compressions on him for her mom’s sake.

      • Fannie says:

        Damn, what in the world is happening, they couldn’t do a transfer, or just call for her, and relay the info? How sick is that.

        I am so sorry for your friend JJ.

  5. Minkoff Minx says:

    That fucker: Sanders not ending campaign in Thursday’s video speech: spokesman

    http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0Z126B

  6. janicen says:

    Senate Democrats are holding a filibuster in the Senate in order to try to get gun control legislation passed. If fucking Bernie Sanders, SENATOR Sanders, joined them and used his new found fame and followers to draw attention to this, I would change my mind about him. He needs to be there. The media would follow.

  7. janicen says:

    Call 1-855-331-8593. You will be asked to put in your zip code and connected to your senator. Express your support of the Democratic filibuster in the Senate and insist that your representative pass meaningful gun control legislation now.

  8. Minkoff Minx says:

    Today at our Banjoville Food Shitty. I mean Food City. Bebe had just got off work. Nathan, her boyfriend is seen in the back.

    Video was taken by Jake’s girlfriend Tori:

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