Sunday Reads : “I’m just the beard…”

Aubrey Vincent Beardsley 1872-1898 Incipit Vita Nova Here begins a new life

Aubrey Vincent Beardsley 1872-1898 Incipit Vita Nova: Here begins a new life

Good Afternoon

It is crazy, when you get an idea and then spend time looking for pictures or creatures or artist to see the thought through.

That said, you will obviously guess the theme of the post as you go along…

The articles for today really do not have anything to do with beards, even tho you do need to learn how to take care of it Manly Matters style.

Anyway, this first image is an illustration from Aubrey Vincent Beardsley. I love the expression on the fetus face.  It looks like it is about to put the smack down on someones ass.

eaf1ad3e6bba2772cbecee909e1a38d1Maybe he has heard of this new app…that allows you to rate people. Wait I am not explaining it properly.

Check this out: The problem with rating people on the new app Peeple

The web is bemused and irate about an app that will let people rate other people as if they were baubles purchased on Amazon.

Its cofounders, Nicole McCullough and Julia Cordray, plan to launch the app in November. They trace its origins to a conversation about McCullough’s frustrations with finding a reliable babysitter. Although inspired by a prosaic concern, their intentions are grander. Their motto is “character is destiny,” and, in interviews, Cordray says that she wants “character to be our new form of currency.”

Aubrey Vincent BeardsleyIf legitimate, it sounds as if their app is to serve as the digital equivalent of the ancient Fates. Whereas the three Fates controlled destinies by way of the threads of life, Peeple aims to shape destinies by way of professional, personal and romantic ratings. Supposedly, employers and romantic interests will be able to search for people of good “character,” and the company plans to charge for searches beyond a single daily freebie.

Much of the response to the app is negative and ill-informed. The negativity arises because this is a platform through which we might be negatively evaluated (at best) or harassed (at worst) without any say other than to buy into their system. The confusion arises because it’s not yet released and their website was inaccessible much of Wednesday – an indication of popularity or the consequence of a denial of service attack.

01c57eda519c5d10f74ff8419c95428f6143f5141aYa know, “negative and ill-informed” I may be…but what the fuck?  Please read about this more at the link, but I wanted to put this little nugget from the creators…

McCullough and Cordray speak of personal ratings as a positive – even virtuous – undertaking. They say Peeple is a “positivity app for positive people.” In “An Ode to Courage,” a defensive note posted on Peeple’s website, the cofounders declared:

We know you are amazing, special, and unique individuals and most likely would never shout that from the rooftops. The people who know you will though…. As innovators we want to make your life better and have the opportunity to prove how great it feels to be loved by so many in a public space. We are a positivity app launching in November 2015. Whether you love us or our concept or not; we still welcome everyone to explore this online village of love and abundance for all.

Dancing Bears William Holbrook Beard

Dancing Bears William Holbrook Beard

I am Sicilian, we are a negative people…we are born that way.  But I don’t see anything positive about this website. Do you?

Okay, now…on with something positive that kicked some real ass, and was something that should be getting more attention.

High School Girls Fight Dress Code With The Scarlet Letter-Inspired Protest | The Mary Sue

girls handy book…students at Charleston County School of the Arts in North Charleston, South Carolina wore red A’s last week to protest the school’s dress code policies (which you can read here). About 100 students took part, and also shared their As with the hashtags #NotADistraction and #NotADistractionSOA.  Reese Fischer, a student at CCSOA and organizer, also started a change.org petition to protest the dress code. She emphasizes that the issue they want to combat is not dress codes themselves, but rather the ways in which they’re enforced. Junior Peyton Corder told Post and Courier that a counselor “told her that heavier girls needed to wear longer skirts.” Fischer also points out that boys wearing muscle shirts, sagging pants, and other violations rarely face consequences.

5294a70cded6d05be85fbfb856e6ec38It must be noted, the school principal seems to support this protest, at least he put out a statement:

Principle Robert Perrineau’s response seems supportive of the initiative. He states:

This is just a reminder of what was is already in place, that we need to be consistent and be equitable and be fair to everyone. We do want to make sure that we’re all giving that reminder and giving attention to any individual student situation in the same way. We want the point to be made, but we want to be respectful.

Read more at the link, including the full statement from Fischer.

Bearded Iris German Supreme Sultan

Bearded Iris German Supreme Sultan

Other social media shit, well… not “shit” but newsy shit: Margaret Cho Destroys Biblical Arguments Against Abortion With One Glorious Tweet 

Comedienne, Margaret Cho, has been very vocal on twitter in her impassioned defense of Planned Parenthood in the wake of the GOP’s relentless assault on women’s rights. Well, she has taken that a step further, and tweeted out the ultimate defense of a woman’s right to choose — with a tweet that uses the one book today’s Republican Religious Right uses to defend every one of their positions, including their rabid opposition to abortion: the Bible.

Cho tweeted out a link to a Bible verse that completely eviscerates the idea of life beginning at conception, and, further, it shows that the Religious Right’s belief that the Bible opposed abortion is beyond false, to put it mildly. Here is the tweet:

enhanced-buzz-16225-1349573027-2I guess there is a shitload of Old Testament quotes that go against the whole idea that life begins at arousal.

That’s right. Not only does the Bible not oppose abortion, it gives a how-to on how to make it happen. Further, the anti-choicers’ favorite book actually says life begins with the first breath, not conception as they would have us believe.

Ugh…

ArmchairJamesBeardThere is another bigot making headlines, this one is in Alabama: Alabama judges stop issuing marriage licenses altogether to avoid gay marriage – CSMonitor.com

As Alabama’s all-white Legislature tried to preserve racial segregation and worried about the possibility of mixed-race marriages in 1961, lawmakers rewrote state law to make it optional for counties to issue marriage licenses.

Now, some judges who oppose same-sex marriage are using the long-forgotten amendment to get out of the marriage business altogether rather than risk issuing even one wedding license to gays or lesbians. In at least nine of Alabama’s 67 counties, judges have quit issuing any marriage licenses since the U.S. Supreme Court legalized same-sex unions in June.

WalrusWhile the precise reason that lawmakers gave for making the 1961 change has been lost to time, the 54-year-old provision says probate courts “may” issue rather than “shall” issue wedding licenses.

And fuck it if the excuse is these assholes are falling back on is Religious Freedom.

Nick Williams, a Baptist minister who also serves as probate judge in Washington County, is among those who have left the marriage license business. He says issuing a license for a same-sex union would violate his Christian beliefs.

Like Davis, Williams said he would go to jail before he would approve a marriage license for a gay or lesbian.

Three of the counties near Washington County are also no longer issuing marriage licenses…for the same reason, they also have hateful bigots who won’t do their jobs.

…creating a region in southwestern Alabama where marriage licenses aren’t available for 78,000 people. As a result, Bo Keahey and fiance Hannah Detlefsen will have to spend nearly two hours on the road traveling to and from Monroe County before their November wedding because their native Clarke County has downloadquit issuing licenses.

“I pay taxes here and it’s kind of ridiculous that I can’t get a license here,” said Keahey, an attorney.

Whether it is creating a vacuum of healthcare for women…or a fuck you to anyone wanting to get married, these people really know how to make functioning in this world, actual living in this world…Romare Beardenimpossible.

Now here is the truly bad news, stuff that I have nothing to say about, except silence:

Gallery of Transgender Women Killed in 2015 (PHOTOS) – The Daily Beast

Weather related news:

Death toll rises in Guatemala landslide – Al Jazeera English

Hundreds of people are still missing but chances of survival are low after massive landslide killed at least 86 people.

Romare Bearden

Romare Bearden

French floods: 19 feared dead after storms sweep French Riviera | World news | The Guardian

Hurricane Joaquin soaks eastern US, leaves devastation in Bahamas

Life ring from missing U.S. cargo ship found adrift – NY Daily News

SALESOUT NARCH EUO 3TP

El Faro, a 735-foot cargo ship with 33 crew members aboard, went missing Thursday in the Bermuda Triangle during Hurricane Joaquin.

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Drummer Frank Beard…has no beard.

In related news, Climate Change:

Climate Change Literally Moves Mountains: Scientists Say Warming Temperatures Shape The Earth : SCIENCE : Tech Times

No, it isn’t love that moves mountains. Climate change does and scientists have evidence that could prove it.

Global warming has caused erratic weathers and is responsible for rising sea levels that threaten coastal communities. Now, a new study has revealed that climate change can also alter the shape of our planet.

Matthew Beard aka Stymie

Matthew Beard aka Stymie

In a five-year study published in the journal Nature on Oct. 1, Michele Koppes, from the University of British Columbia, and colleagues compared the glaciers in Patagonia and in the Antarctic Peninsula.

They found that the glaciers moved faster and caused more erosion in warmer Patagonia compared with those in Antarctica as warmer temperature and the melting of the ice contribute to the lubrication of the glacier bed.

Koppes said that the glaciers in Patagonia erode up to a thousand times faster than in

Three Birds by Jackson Beardy

Three Birds by Jackson Beardy

Antarctica but as Antarctica warms up and moves to temperatures over 0 degrees Celsius, glaciers now all start to move faster.

The researcher said that they have already seen ice sheets that start to move faster and become more erosive, which creates deeper valleys and pour more sediments into the oceans.

Read about how that affects the landscape at the link.

This next story is not good. (And that is putting it mildly.)

Artist: James henry Beard

Artist: James Henry Beard

Afghan hospital attack in Kunduz possibly criminal – UN – BBC News

Air strikes on a hospital in the Afghan city of Kunduz that killed 19 people were “tragic, inexcusable and possibly even criminal”, the UN human rights chief says.

At Least 19 Dead After Us Airstrike Hits Hospital | Al Jazeera America

A U.S. airstrike in the Afghan city of Kunduz hit a hospital run by Doctors Without Borders (MSF) on Saturday, killing at least 19 people at the medical center, the medical charity said.

In a statement, MSF said the “sustained bombing” took place at 2:10 a.m. local time and continued for 30 minutes after staff raised the alarm to U.S. and Afghan military officials. Three children are believed to be among the dead.

North Carolina Emigrants Poor White Folks By James Henry Beard

North Carolina Emigrants Poor White Folks By James Henry Beard

U.S. Defense Secretary Ash Carter said the United States still was trying to determine how the airstrike hit the hospital.  “A full investigation into the tragic incident is under way in coordination with the Afghan government,” Carter said in a statement.

Barack Obama promises full probe into suspected US airstrike on Kunduz hospital | World news | The Guardian

Airstrike Hits Doctors Without Borders Hospital in Afghanistan, Killing at Least 19 People – Truthdig

Okay, now a few more stories and we are done for the day.

bearded pig

bearded pig

Scientists Identify Genes That Protect African Children From Developing Malaria : LIFE : Tech Times

Micropigs: Scientists In China To Sell Genetically-Altered Hogs For $1,600 : SCIENCE : Tech Times

If micromini-pigs aren’t your thing, maybe a firefly theme park is?

Firefly Park Is Illuminated By 10,000 Lightning Bugs | Mental Floss

The headline to this next article:

Catholic priest ‘happy to be gay’ – BBC News

Made me think of this:

Big Gay Boat Ride – Video Clip | South Park Studios

It’s Okay to Be Gay

We’re all gay, and it’s okay
‘Cause gay means happy and happy means gay.
We’re not sad anymore, cause we’re out the closet door.
It’s okay, hey, to be gay!

01bd8cd205b9c2fc8371299e16659c2350e76a102cOkay, so there is one article about beards:

World Beard and Moustache Championships’ hairy competitors – BBC News

Some weird pictures of beards there.

And now a couple of videos,  yeah they deal with beards…of the metaphorical kind. It goes one of two ways, either you are a wizard and can grow large beards with a wand or you use the top beard oils and products.

If y’all catch my meaning…

-Don’t move or I’ll blow your goddamn brains out!
-Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! I’m just a beard.
-You’re making a mistake. He’s just a beard!
-Don’t tell me you’re the beard, you goddamn little rat.
-Run, Tina, run! He’s outta bullets!
It’s our chance! Tina! It’s our chance!
-All right, I’m coming!
-You little rat! You’re never gonna get outta here! I’ll find you.

Watch Seinfeld Online – The Beard | Hulu

At Jerry’s apartment.

Jerry: Look at you. Why don’t you use a fork? You’re no good with the sticks.

Bearded Emperor Tamarin

Bearded Emperor Tamarin

Elaine: I know. I need a lesson.

Jerry: You stink. You know you stink. What is this?

Elaine: Oh. My ballet tickets.

Jerry: Oh. Your ballet tickets.

Elaine: Hey, have you ever been to the ballet?

Jerry: No, but I’ve seen people on tiptoes.

Elaine: You know, I’m going as a beard.

Jerry: A beard?

Elaine: Yeah. This friend of a friend knows this banker guy, he’s, I don’t know, 30 years, unbelievably

enhanced-buzz-32689-1389652454-10gorgeous, of course he’s gay.

Jerry: Yes.

Elaine: So anyway his boss has a box at the Met and he invited us to see Swan Lake, which is fine, but he’s

afraid that his boss can’t handle his orientation, so I’m going along as his date.

Jerry: Why are you doing this?

Elaine: Swan Lake, at the Met.

And last video clip:

WATCH: Hillary Clinton plays ‘Val the bartender’ on SNL and nails a hilarious Trump impersonation

SNL castmember Kate McKinnon, Hillary Clinton - (NBC SNL screenshot)

Hillary Clinton made her return to Saturday Night Live and delivered a dead-on impression of GOP rival Donald Trump as she played a bartender commiserating with herself as played by Kate McKinnnon.

01a3f0186bd784d41e60690b6b5fdd7d5c39caa19aThe bit was full of self-deprecating humor, with Clinton poking fun at herself over topics like gay marriage and the Keystone pipeline.

Watch the video at the link.

I think the bit about Hillary being real nice in person was genuine. You will see what I am talking about when that part of the scene comes around in the clip.

Well, that is all folks. Have a wonderful day and please comment below.

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17 Comments on “Sunday Reads : “I’m just the beard…””

  1. Think of it as an open thread.

  2. ANonOMouse says:

    “I am Sicilian, we are a negative people…we are born that way”

    We just expect the worst and if it doesn’t happen then we cook a big meal and drink a bottle of Chianti. It works for me.

    Great post JJ, thank you!!!

  3. Fannie says:

    JJ, this is super job. I can’t help but think about the bearded lady in Believe It or Not. And I have grown the bearded iris. Luv all the writers named Beard too.

  4. gregoryp says:

    I think it is really wrong to just stop issuing marriage licenses because you don’t agree with the law of the land. It really is not a constitutional issue at this point because The US Supreme Court is the arbiter on those issues. They have ruled. Get over it and do you fricking jobs. It is still discrimination because everyone knows they’d still issue the licenses if gays weren’t to be included. No excuse for this behavior. Hopefully, people will see who the hateful creeps really are and ridicule those people until they either comply with the laws or move on and do something else for a living. Unfortunately, I’d bet that the backlash will go against the uppity gays who have the audacity to think they deserve equal rights and equal protection under the law.

  5. Pat Johnson says:

    It’s “freedom from religion” that these fundies refuse to accept. No one expects to be tyrannized by the religious beliefs of those who insist that their way MUST be followed regardless of your personal religiosity.

    Don’t like abortion? Don’t have one. No one is forcing you to undergo a procedure that should be between the patient and doctor and not an open dialogue that is no one’s business in the first place.

    Simple as that.

  6. bostonboomer says:

    Great post, JJ. I love the beard photos. The bearded pig is a riot.

  7. dakinikat says:

    Frankly, I think the app could be what every lawyer needs to boost his business. I would hate to see how much it’s going to test the boundaries of the slander law. As to the idea of good character, isn’t that in the eye of the beholder? I mean think of the number of priests that molested children that are still out and about in Rome vs. the number of hapless potsmokers in jail for extended stays. Nothing in life, let alone the character of a person, can be placed on a measuring stick. I hope a ton of people sue the hell out of the smug bitches.

  8. Beata says:

    Reminder: Hillary will be holding a live town hall meeting from New Hampshire tomorrow morning ( Monday ) on the “Today Show”. ( Thanks to Still4Hill for the information! )

    http://www.today.com/news/savannah-guthrie-moderate-hillary-clinton-town-hall-live-today-t45976

    • Sweet Sue says:

      Thanks, lovely Beata.
      Can you show up at my door with a basket of muffins at 7 AM? 🙂

    • Fannie says:

      You can tell she was angered by the GOP. When I looked at her eyes, I could see she was saying “justice will be done for my friends”…………Their memory will be honored as long as she lives!

  9. bostonboomer says:

    Ben Bernanke Says More Bankers Should Have Gone to Jail

    “It would have been my preference to have more investigation of individual actions, since obviously everything that went wrong or was illegal was done by some individual, not by an abstract firm,” the Bernanke told USA Today in an interview published on Sunday.

    Though the central bank is not involved in law enforcement, Bernanke’s comments are a surprising admission of disagreement with the Justice Department, which is in charge of prosecuting financial crimes.

    • Fannie says:

      I hope he felt good about this confession, like what, this is good news, to me it’s a horrible, since I lost a home that was facilitated by the banks, and wall street.

  10. Survivor says religion not a factor
    Relatives of two wounded victims have said the gunman asked his victims about their religion before he shot them.

    One victim, Cheyeanne Fitzgerald, didn’t answer and was shot in the back, her mother said. Another victim, Anastasia Boylan, told her father the gunman asked specifically whether they were Christians.

    Hue also said the gunman asked about religion. But she said it didn’t seem to matter, because he shot some people even before he asked.

    “I don’t think he was really targeting them,” she said. “I honestly don’t think he was targeting anybody. He just wanted to do it for fun. ‘Cause he still shot every single one that he asked. So I don’t think he was actually targeting a specific religion.”

    That is from this article :
    http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/04/us/oregon-umpqua-community-college-shooting/index.html