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Wednesday Reads: Getting Medieval on the GOP’s Ass!

Posted: May 20, 2015 | Author: | Filed under: 2016 elections, Affordable Care Act (ACA), Barack Obama, Congress, court rulings, Discrimination against women, fundamentalist Christians, George W. Bush, GLBT Rights, Hillary Clinton, History, Human Rights, just because, Main Stream Media, Marriage Equality, Religious Conscience, Reproductive Health, Reproductive Rights, Republican presidential politics, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, the GOP, The Right Wing, Violence against women, Women's Rights |40 Comments

015869e914b4837726f0e88eeec3b043e2fb7bdbadHey Y’all

I could not bear to write a post today. So just take this one for what it is, my overzealous attempt to find a few Medieval images for the thread that reminded me of the GOP idiots who are running or announcing that they are running for Prez…in 2016. I was looking and next thing I know it is four am…go figure.

So, I decided to post the illuminations, manuscripts,  marginalia, bestiary, cheeky monkeys and the like with my own various commentary. Most of which will call back to the clowns that Boston Boomer and Dakinikat have been talking about lately. The images below are found here:

J.J. Lopez Minkoff on Pinterest

and here:  Pinterest: Getting Medieval On Your Ass

 

So the captions within the slide show are just my observations. Click on the links above for the information on the links.

Just a few that are beyond the scope of the political references that are the theme of the post today.

 

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This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with the marbled rye…“Seinfeld” The Rye (TV Episode 1996) – IMDb it airs tomorrow by the way on TBS.

 

The next image is also from a Seinfeld episode.

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Little Jerry was born to cock fight! “Seinfeld” The Little Jerry (TV Episode 1997) – IMDb

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Little Jerry is lean, mean, peckin’ machine!

 

 

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Tamale!

Okay, now for the slide show…click on the first picture below, it should open up to the larger gallery slide show….if you cannot read the full caption under the image, use the down arrow on your keyboard, it should work to move the text so you can read the entire entry.

 

Hillary as Minerva
Karl Rove slinging shit Hillary’s way…
Hillary dealing with the repeated Benghazi hearings.
The press and its ferocity when it comes to Hillary Hate.
Koch Brothers the little people alive…
Koch Brothers, give the orders and wag the dog…
Scott Walker doing exactly as he is told by the Koch Brothers…stand on one leg, now hop…hold your other leg up at the knee and pick your nose with one hand while you scratch your ass with the other…naked. Good Boy!
Bobby Jindal…bending over backwards for one of the Koch brothers…
Ted Cruz
Marco Rubio
Ben Carson and Jim Webb
Lady Lindsey? No I don’t think so, what was that article about…that he was not a clown in the clown car?
Oh yes, Men in tights…DANCING!!!! If we are going to mention Lindsey Graham, then I am going to have to have some fun at his expense. Sorry, but hypocrite that he is…it can’t be helped.
Can’t have a dance party for Lindsey’s announcement of his announcement date announcement (jeez) without queens dressed to the nines, including platformed heels and poka-dot flowered spandex, choking….and making out with their chickens.
Of course a Lindsey campaign is nothing without the understated spanking monkeys…in red velvet hats.
Makes me think of the scene in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. The pipe organ scene.
Lindsey Graham? No.
Ah, this one, is Lady Lindsey. He is telling y’all to keep it quiet and on the down low.
LGBT marriage equality.
What the right thinks will happen if SCOTUS approves of Gay Marriage.
As if they have the audacity to be judgmental when they are such hypocrites.
Yeah, gay sex is a gateway to man on rabbit sex.
Santorum, always obsessed with anal goings in and spewings out…
Joe Biden, the one who does things that makes even the horse roll his eyes and want to get the hell out of there.
George W. Bush
Jeb Bush (he is nothing but a boob or in this case a whole lotta boobs)
Militarized police forces making their presence known in the streets of the city…while Lord Baltimore sleeps, the curfew stands.
Martin O’Malley…the one getting kicked…
Lincoln Chafee
Andrew Cuomo has to wait his turn.
Mitch McConnell screwing the American People and enjoying it…by once again trying to repeal Obamacare.
Boehner with his head up his ass, and his hand out for the special interest…all the while he has the Capitol Dome in his grasp.
Wall Street types, who have nothing better to do than laugh while getting away with stealing other peoples money.
The Nobility…the 1%
The working class, those lucky enough to have jobs.
The Poverty…
The wild ones, you know pro-evolution pro-science types.
Another wild woman, she must be loose…a harlot. And what the hell is she doing with the club?
The Duggars…your reality show from hell…through Jeezus of course.
According to the Right GOP White Mens Club…women use blue flowers to keep themselves from getting in the family way. These forms of “birth control” are hazardous to the woman’s health, and also cause abortions. They should never be prescribed or if a woman is able to weasel a script out of a witch doctor…a pharmacist and employer has the Gawd given right to deny that woman her blue flower…because Jeezus.
Even in the fucking middle ages, they knew more about a woman’s reproductive system then the asshole GOP of today!
Just an observation, even back then…the boobs are drawn like something on a pin up.
Yes, that is a woman teaching geometry to men…and it looks like one of them is pissed off and a bit scandalized about it. Get that prick to a right wing home school on the double…where he can learn stuff the old fashioned way.
What Obama should have given to the church when he met with Cardinals over birth control. A big fuck you…take that. (Yes Mary is hitting the Church with holy breast milk. ) Women are all powerful jerk-offs. You wouldn’t have your Jeeezus without Mary.
Abortion exemptions for rape and incest are no longer part of legislation now.
How the right see women…
To them, we are nothing but breed mares.
Donald Trump…and his big mouth.
Donald Trump’s hair…on a leash.
Donald Trump profile, with squirrel hat.
Chris Christie….on way to jail?
Or Christie…eating everything in sight.
Rand Paul
Rand Paul’s son…before his last DUI…
Huckabee, definitely.
Justice Scalia, shitting all over the highest court in the land.
Notorious RBG working to keep what is left of liberal, civil, LGBT and women’s issues alive at SCOTUS.
If chimps have human rights, then what is next? Chimp on chimp marriage equality laws?
Still, it makes you wonder…just what will happen to Women’s Rights.
When animals have more freedoms and protections then human females.
And women can’t protect themselves without questionable sentencing from the courts.
To be controlled…and it does not have to be via violence.
All it takes is some asshole using religious freedom as manipulation for control over women and their fundamental human rights.
People living hand to mouth…
Keep ignoring the people, one day we will get tired of it and rise up and chop your legs off.
A unicorn in every pot.
Country Bear Jamboree
Bernie Sanders.
Paul Ryan…choking and beating his chicken. He doesn’t want it to be like the last time.
Rick Perry
crazy squirrel lady
Rabbits beat a naked man with stick and tickle his feet with feather.
Some kind of woman beast giving the gloved two fingers…
This is a green plant man, but I thought it look like Obama…bald. Pointing, let me be clear.
Playing footsie.
When newsmen smoked on TV and didn’t make shit up.
Carly Fiorina, she is getting rid of dog like she got rid of employees.
Getting a nookie from the Devil?
I fart in your general direction.
Footsies again.
Sagging, shriveled…looks familiar.

 

This is an open thread.

40 Comments on “Wednesday Reads: Getting Medieval on the GOP’s Ass!”

  1. JJ Lopez Minkoff says:
    May 20, 2015 at 8:23 am

    I’ve been working on this post all night. Hours. I need to finish the format…but I hope you enjoy it.

    • Fannie says:
      May 20, 2015 at 12:13 pm

      Damn JJ, that was sooooo good. Mother Tucker you covered it all. I nominate you for the best show and tell evah, and want to see it go on tour, like I’m for a Washington D.C. tour. I can tell how you had to deal with this all night, it’s outta the park.

      It all came to life, thank you JJ for your brilliant work.

    • bostonboomer says:
      May 20, 2015 at 12:42 pm

      JJ,

      Even when you don’t want to write a post, you come up with something brilliant! Thank you.

  2. ANonOMouse says:
    May 20, 2015 at 8:45 am

    That slide show was fabulous!!!

  3. JJ Lopez Minkoff says:
    May 20, 2015 at 8:50 am

    I uploaded 122 medieval pictures for this post. I still have plenty to put captions on that I just am too tired to work on. Maybe another post later?

  4. ANonOMouse says:
    May 20, 2015 at 8:52 am

    To make your point on hypocrisy

    Josh Duggar ‘was subject of molestation claims in 2005 and was turned in by his father Jim Bob’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3088407/Josh-Duggar-subject-molestation-claims-2005-turned-father-Jim-Bob.html

  5. ANonOMouse says:
    May 20, 2015 at 8:56 am

    Don’t forget Ted Cruz in the next batch

    In the meantime

  6. Fannie says:
    May 20, 2015 at 12:37 pm

    Here’s some good news:

    http://www.vox.com/2015/5/18/8619787/republicans-dying

  7. bostonboomer says:
    May 20, 2015 at 2:00 pm

    Horrible oil spill in Santa Barbara.

    http://abcnews.go.com/US/photos-show-extent-santa-barbara-oil-spill/story?id=31178169

  8. ANonOMouse says:
    May 20, 2015 at 3:34 pm

    Thought y’all might want to know what the He-man-woman-haters club has to say about The Notorious RBG

    Watch as the Supreme Court justice TOTALLY DESTROYS the rule of law.

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/418639/ruth-bader-ginsburg-isnt-even-pretending-be-impartial-ian-tuttle

    If he hated RBG anymore it would kill him.

    • bostonboomer says:
      May 20, 2015 at 6:34 pm

      I wonder if he was upset when Scalia went duck hunting with Dick Cheney while he was hearing a case involving Halliburton?

      • bostonboomer says:
        May 20, 2015 at 6:35 pm

        And Scalia and Thomas going to Koch brothers events and donating to right wing causes?

  9. JJ Lopez Minkoff says:
    May 20, 2015 at 7:06 pm

    Johnny Guitar is on TCM right now…fucking awesome.

  10. JJ Lopez Minkoff says:
    May 20, 2015 at 7:12 pm

    This: Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal Legalizes LGBTQ Discrimination

    Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) issued an executive order Tuesday that legalizes religious discrimination against the state’s LGBTQ community.

    The executive action is in response to the failure of the GOP-majority state legislature to pass the so-called Louisiana Marriage and Conscience Act, which would codify discrimination of LGBTQ people by those who oppose marriage equality.

    HB 707, sponsored by Rep. Mike Johnson (R-Bossier City), would have prohibited the state from taking action against a person, organization, or business if they acted in accordance with a religious belief or moral conviction about marriage.

    The House Civil Law Committee voted 10-2 Tuesday to effectively kill the bill through a procedural move.

    “There’s never a convenient time to stand up for liberty,” Johnson said after the bill’s defeat in committee, according to the New Orleans Advocate. “This issue’s not going away, though.”

    As in Indiana and Arkansas, Louisiana faced a backlash against the legislation from LGBTQ advocates and those in the business community who warned the anti-gay policy would be bad for the bottom line.

    Stephen Perry, the President and CEO of the New Orleans Convention and Visitors Bureau, told the Associated Press that the bill would make the state “complicit in officially state-sanctioned bigotry” and hurt the state’s economy to the tune of $65 million per year.

    “We’re attempting to … carve out the ability to discriminate, the ability to be bigoted,” Perry said.

    • Fannie says:
      May 20, 2015 at 7:34 pm

      I heard that New York was going to ban travel to Louisiana. I hope they close down the movie making business there.

  11. Fannie says:
    May 20, 2015 at 7:38 pm

    Here is more good news from Hillary Campaign:

    http://bluenationreview.com/hillary-clinton-makes-dreamer-lorella-praeli-her-latino-outreach-director/

  12. Fannie says:
    May 20, 2015 at 9:01 pm

  13. bostonboomer says:
    May 21, 2015 at 8:57 am

    Hi Everyone,

    Somehow I managed to sleep until almost 10AM. I’m just getting started on the Thur. post.

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