Sunday Reads: Everything Looks Better in Autochrome

19e09874dfe2caad2cf6e85dd11f34cbGood Afternoon

Still moving sick and slow,  and so this morning’s post is barely going to seem coherent.

While you read the links enjoy the images, which are actual color photographs from the beginning of the medium.

Particularly photos by Gustave Gain. I’ve got a bit of information on him below…

vintage everyday: 23 Rare and Stunning Color Portraits of French Women from the 1920s

French photographer Gustave Gain (1876-1945) was born in Cherbourg, France on June 27, 1876. As a chemist he keens on photography and related technical achievements. After the invention of the Autochrome by the Lumière brothers, Gustave is actively engaged in color photograph.

Gustave Gain loves beach. In the summer, he spent much time with his family on the coast of the English Channel in Brittany and Normandy, where he took a lot of stunning shots of his wife, Adeline and other women.

80f3fe5a288ebe215f777d4459375a81More links on Gain:

Gustave Gain (1876-1945) – Author – Resources from the BnF

Fonds Gustave Gain (FR-FRAD050 – FRAD050_00225)

And here is a Pinterest section on Autochromes – People on Pinterest | 558 Pins

So, on with the links for the post:

Now this is one image that I am sure you will agree, should look a lot better in autochrome, because the present day image is just too much. Beware, once you see it you can’t unsee it.  18th century sex toy found in ‘toilet of sword fighting school’ in Poland – Europe – World – The Independent

An old leather sex toy dating back to the 18th century was found by surprised archaeologists during a dig in Poland.

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The eight-inch dildo filled with rough bristles was discovered during an excavation that could have been the site of an old school of swordsmanship in the northern coastal city of Gdansk.

c1be0b3f3b02b9937a8a7137bfe47606A spokesman for the Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments in Gdansk, which found the penis-shaped object in the Podwalu district, said: “It was found in the latrine and dates back to the second half of the 18th century.”

“Whether that was by accident or on purpose is anyone’s guess though,” they added.

Wooden swords found on the site by the archaeologists led them to conclude that the place was once a school of swordsmanship.

Wow, that leaves me almost speechless…

 

Lili Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben?

Bart: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

 

Dr. Frankenstein: For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.

Inga: His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.

Dr. Frankenstein: Precisely.

Inga: [her eyes get wide] He vould have an enormous schwanzschtücker.

Dr. Frankenstein: [ponders this a moment] That goes without saying.

Inga: Voof.

Igor: He’s going to be very popular.

 

That’ll do nicely.

Since you have seen something as horrid as that…how about this:

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A friend of mine posted this on her Facebook, oof, talk about polar opposites.

51aca41dd9fa7b92ab2f0737adb4ba69I guess I have given you some images to disgust your eyes for the day, how about some links to give your brain a going over:

Rand Paul smacks around Hilary Clinton at New Hampshire summit | Daily Mail Online

‘When Hillary Clinton travels there’s going to need to be two planes, one for her and her entourage, one for her baggage,’ Rand Paul smacks around Democratic rival at New Hampshire summit

59a4c48be796c8e7880afe5174e548f9At Republican Gathering, All Talk Is of Hillary Clinton (None of It Is Good) – NYTimes.com

GOP Presidential Contenders Go After Hillary Clinton In New Hampshire

Those Hillary links are especially vile.

Next up, immigrants. Only this time in the Mediterranean.

Up to 700 feared dead after migrant boat capsizes in Mediterranean – The Globe and Mail

The extreme danger faced by migrants crossing the Mediterranean in small, rickety vessels was highlighted earlier today when a boat carry as many as 700 capsized, resulting in possibly the largest mass drowning since the migrant crisis began several years ago.9ab4264e47cee5abd9501847e9617e3a

Initial reports said that only 28 of the 700 migrants had been rescued, though one report put the figure at 50. The disaster happened about 60 kilometres off the Libyan coast and about 200 kilometres south of the Italian island of Lampedusa, which lies roughly half way between Sicily and northwest Libya.

The emergency was declared at about midnight, local time, with more than a dozen Italian and Maltese ships taking part in the rescue, plus three helicopters. At midday Sunday, the UNHCR, 80c0ebdba658e1cfbc87ccfce438093cthe United Nations’ refugee agency, said the rescue was ongoing. The vessel is believed to have capsized when the migrants shifted to one side of the vessel when a merchant ship approached. “At the moment, we fear that this is a tragedy of really vast proportions, UNHCR spokeswoman Carlotta Sami told SkyTG24 television.

In connection with this latest sinking:

59e5890dbc856d55a32b961856ec629aPope Francis asks world to help Italy with migrants – Al Jazeera English

Pope Francis has called on the European Union and the international community to do more to help Italy cope with unprecedented numbers of migrants rescued in the Mediterranean during journeys on smugglers’ boats to flee war, persecution or poverty.

With his popularity and deep concern for social issues, the pope gave Italy a boost in its lobbying for Brussels and northern EU countries to provide more assistance.

fa90e3caac3debc99d3779593a44e5eb“I express my gratitude for the commitment that Italy is making to welcome the many migrants who, risking their life, ask to be taken in,” said Francis, flanked by Sergio Mattarella, the Italian president. “It’s evident that the proportions of the phenomenon require much broader involvement.”

44a777124ac84e08710fc542c5cf6051“We must never tire of appealing for a more extensive commitment on the European and international level,” the pope said.

On Saturday, towns in the southern island of Sicily were running out of places to shelter the migrants, including 11,000 arrivals in the past eight days. At least another 400 people are known to have drowned.

From to Pope to crazy ass Plubs, and their attacks on…everything.

This, read it in full: Why Gay Rights Trumps Women’s Rights – In These Times

Yet it’s not simply the fringe that’s the problem. I have a sneaking suspicion that while as a society we may use women’s sexuality to sell everything from cars to buffalo wings and beer, we really don’t like women actually engaging in sex on their own terms and having the ability to make certain to solely determine the results of those encounters.

ce1c947d5aa05c43e130b6ed281da4abFor me, having spent 40 or more years fighting along my brothers and sisters for full equality for the LGBT community, I’m ready for a bit more two-way solidarity.

I’m ready to have the NCAA, with their supposed commitment to Title IX, refuse to play in Indiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, North Dakota and Arizona because these states are openly hostile to women and our constitutional rights.

c464f21863bf030f695c472480417f8bI’m ready to have gay rights organizations, the media and corporations, such as Walmart, Google, NASCAR and Angie’s List, be as moved to action by Purvi Patel’s 20-year incarceration as they—and I—are about the refusal of a baker to make a wedding cake for same-sex celebrations.

And most of all I’m waiting for the kind of Act Up outrage that the abuse of women surely deserves.

And yes, I do feel the writer has a HUGE point. Read the entire thing. That of course does not mean the fight for LGBT is over, not by  a long shot:

ff9831de626ede0ce935a364d5c697a4Addicting Info – Pennsylvania High School Students Organize ‘Anti-Gay Day,’ Complete With ‘Lynch List’ (VIDEO)

That is so unacceptable, it is beyond comprehension, at least to me.

Jeffco board member apologizes for sharing link to “hate group” on Facebook | Chalkbeat

fbb78843378e73fbd97fe958e36b8c4dJefferson County school board member Julie Williams said late Friday that she was “sincerely sorry” and that she would remove a link on her personal Facebook page that she shared that encouraged families to keep their students home Friday and “away from perverse indoctrination” of the“homosexual-bisexual-transsexual agenda.”

“To be honest with you, I didn’t read the article,” Williams said.  “I just saw it and thought I was sharing information with parents.

12c3334cbd496f8d1247cd3ca05e8c87More Women in the news:

Indiana taxpayers ripped off in horrifying scheme that targeted poor pregnant women

Courts should strike down bans on abortion method in Kansas, Oklahoma – LA Times

Meanwhile in Europe:

8320026490bbc378a6f888e589d33ef3Anti-Semitism in the Soccer Stands – NYTimes.com

An ugly vein of soccer fan excess — the chanting of anti-Semitic slurs — recently disgraced a Dutch soccer game, prompting officials of the home team, Utrecht, to apologize for shocking outcries from the stands like “Hamas, Hamas, Jews to the gas” and “Jews burn the best!”

It is scary.

Brunch dine and bash at Bocca: witnesses – NY Daily News

An angry diner viciously grabbed an Upper East Side restaurant manager by the neck and hurled him into an elderly woman after waiting an hour and a half for his omelette during a case of brunch rage Saturday afternoon.

5df910fa21b8ab993c81c21cfd738775Dammit, what the hell is wrong with people?

Can you believe it has been 20 years since the Bombing of Oaklahoma?

US Remembers Oklahoma City Bombing 20 Years Later

About 1,000 gathered at the former site of the Oklahoma City federal building to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the terrorist bombing there that killed 168 people and injured many others.

Former President Bill Clinton and Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin were among those who spoke at Sunday’s service at the Oklahoma City National Memorial, where the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building once stood.

783238f1b3d490ebc3fcc50f5bdc032bThe service started with a 168-second moment of silence and concluded with survivors and tearful relatives of the dead reading the names of those killed in the April 19, 1995, attack, which remains the worst U.S. act of domestic terrorism.

A surprise admission out of Washington.Dc: FBI overstated forensic hair matches in nearly all trials before 2000 – The Washington Post

The Justice Department and FBI have formally acknowledged that nearly every examiner in an elite FBI forensic unit gave flawed testimony in almost all trials in which they offered evidence against criminal defendants over more than a two-decade period before 2000.

7d58d3d17683cb7646f6607516eea021Of 28 examiners with the FBI Laboratory’s microscopic hair comparison unit, 26 overstated forensic matches in ways that favored prosecutors in more than 95 percent of the 268 trials reviewed so far, according to the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers (NACDL) and the Innocence Project, which are assisting the government with the country’slargest post-conviction review of questioned forensic evidence.

8975cabf6403f912418fdf2a22de6406The cases include those of 32 defendants sentenced to death. Of those, 14 have been executed or died in prison, the groups said under an agreement with the government to release results after the review of the first 200 convictions.

 

And in Africa: ‘Mysterious’ disease kills 18 in Nigeria | World news | The Guardian

A “mysterious” disease that kills patients within 24 hours has claimed at least 18 lives in a south-eastern Nigerian town, the government said.

“Twenty-three people were affected and 18 deaths were recorded,” the Ondo state health commissioner, Dayo Adeyanju, said on Saturday.

11d21bfbdbe6dd2fba94358a63012eb2The government spokesman for the state, Kayode Akinmade, earlier gave a toll of 17 dead.

“Seventeen people have died of the mysterious disease since it broke out early this week in Ode-Irele town,” Akinmade told AFP by telephone.

The disease, whose symptoms include headache, weight loss, blurred vision and loss of consciousness, killed the victims within a day of falling ill, he said.

Laboratory tests have so far ruled out Ebola or any other virus, Akinmade said.

The World Health Organisation meanwhile said it had information on 14 cases with at least 12 dead.

ea64bf91e64cdfea6f698c0ad2057a1a“Common symptoms were sudden blurred vision, headache, loss of consciousness followed by death, occurring within 24 hours,” WHO spokesman Tarik Jasarevic told AFP by email, adding that an investigation was ongoing.

How horrible.

I will end this with a tweet from Stephen King that I think sums just about the entire 2016 GOP primary list so far:

 

Oh yeah, that man just said a fucking mouthful!!!!!!!!!

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This is an open thread, I am falling asleep while trying to write it. lol


20 Comments on “Sunday Reads: Everything Looks Better in Autochrome”

  1. Sweet Sue says:

    Photos are gorge; I really love your posts, JJ.
    Why didn’t the idiot bruncher just leave and go to a diner?
    The perils of a Bloody Mary pitcher.

  2. Fannie says:

    You really end up smiling at those French Ladies….. Get Better JJ.

  3. Hey sorry it is so late, I fell asleep writing it…with my hands on the keyboard. Yesterday was prom here in Banjoville, spent almost 5 hours straight on my feet doing make up on Jake’s girlfriend and someone else. It was exhausting. Yeah I am going back to sleep….

  4. ANonOMouse says:

    The “dildo” and the “wooden swords”? This sounds like a lot more than a “school of swordsmanship”. 🙂 And the thong? Are you doing “thong” searches on Ebay? Someone needs to monitor your browsing history. 🙂

    Love the photos, they are spectacular.

    And I’m all in on more solidarity between the LGBT community and Women’s rights advocates. If you look around the gay blogosphere you’ll see that women’s issues are regularly cited alongside LGBT issues in general conversation. Lesbians are, after all, women, and we face many of the same issues that straight women face. Issues of wage parity, issues of single parent parenting and childcare, issues of housing and healthcare. To my mind LGBT issues and Women’s rights issues are the same. When I comment on a Gay blog I do so as a Feminist because I am a woman. And for what it’s worth, L/G’s have been fighting to be treated with dignity as long as Women have been fighting to be treated with dignity. Many of the women I knew who worked their butts off for the ERA were also lesbians and we know there was a powerful influence of lesbians in the Women’s Suffrage movement. I wish Ms. Katz would have focused on what I consider the primary problem with the Women’s movement and that problem is that there is a large percentage of women who simply do not get involved in Women’s rights issues, especially younger women. Hell, we’re over 50% of the population, still there are many women who don’t think we have any issues, especially conservative women. Until women can come to some sort of consensus about the problems, nothing will change.

    • dakinikat says:

      Sounds like some one was having a gay old time in that swordmanship school … lol

      • ANonOMouse says:

        🙂 That’s exactly what I was thinking Dak. A dildo found in an outhouse at a swordsmanship school? That screams gay old time.

    • Oh I didn’t find that thong on Ebay, I just saw it on my friends facebook wall and it was so ridiculous I had to share it. I thought it made a good contrast to the other picture….

      • I agree about the women not being fully involved in the fight for women’s rights, but I also feel that Katz makes a point about the huge backlash against the state of Indiana (the boycotts etc) that kind of organization is what would get some message across to those PLUB assholes.

        • NW Luna says:

          Exactly. If it’s discrimination effects only women, it’s not such a big thing as discrimination that effects women and men.

      • ANonOMouse says:

        Well it gave me a good laugh!!!

  5. bostonboomer says:

    ‘When Hillary Clinton travels there’s going to need to be two planes, one for her and her entourage, one for her baggage,’ Rand Paul smacks around Democratic rival at New Hampshire summit

    Rand Paul needs to hire a better joke writer.

    • ANonOMouse says:

      Rand is a dolt and an unfunny dolt at that.

    • ANonOMouse says:

      And I hope Rand keeps up the Hillary bashing because that, coupled with his obvious disdain for women, will seal his fate sooner rather than later. And that mop of whatever it is on the top of his head is hysterical. Who can even imagine a POTUS whose hair looks like a bad hair day for Harpo Marx? Someone needs to introduce Rand to shampoo and a comb.

    • List of X says:

      I think Rand Paul doesn’t believe in joke redistribution, and all the best jokes go only to his top donors.

  6. NW Luna says:

    Cute little crocheted thong. Ya know, if it was on a woman with a shaved/depilitated/waxes pubis, it would be no big deal. I look forward to it being OK to have whatever you want on your body, as long as it was comfortable, regardless of gender. And that would include being OK to have natural hair.

    Don’t expect that to happen anytime soon, unfortunately.