Superbowl Open Thread: Yeah Whatever…


Good Evening!

And we are off….so here are the Broncos and Seahawks.  Blog if you like…it’s an open thread.

Oh yeah, have y’all seen this?  Bill Maher: New Rule: Americans Must Realize What Makes NFL Football So Great: Socialism

Americans must realize what makes NFL football so great: socialism. That’s right, for all the F-15 flyovers and flag waving, football is our most successful sport because the NFL takes money from the rich teams and gives it to the poor teams… just like President Obama wants to do with his secret army of ACORN volunteers. Green Bay, Wisconsin has a population of 100,000. Yet this sleepy little town on the banks of the Fuck-if-I-know River has just as much of a chance of making it to the Super Bowl as the New York Jets – who next year need to just shut the hell up and play.


It’s no surprise that some 100 million Americans will watch the Super Bowl next week – that’s 40 million more than go to church on Christmas – suck on that, Jesus! It’s also 85 million more than watched the last game of the World Series, and in that is an economic lesson for America. Because football is built on an economic model of fairness and opportunity, and baseball is built on a model where the rich almost always win and the poor usually have no chance. The World Series is like Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You have to be a rich bitch just to play. The Super Bowl is like Tila Tequila. Anyone can get in.

Or to put it another way, football is more like the Democratic philosophy. Democrats don’t want to eliminate capitalism or competition, but they’d like it if some kids didn’t have to go to a crummy school in a rotten neighborhood while others get to go to a great school and their Dad gets them into Harvard. Because when that happens “achieving the American dream” is easy for some, and just a fantasy for others.


That’s why the NFL runs itself in a way that would fit nicely on Glenn Beck’s chalkboard – they literally share the wealth, through salary caps and revenue sharing – TV is their biggest source of revenue, and they put all of it in a big commie pot and split it 32 ways. Because they don’t want anyone to fall too far behind. That’s why the team that wins the Super Bowl picks last in the next draft. Or what the Republicans would call “punishing success.”

Yeah…Maher has a point there.

You can go and read about how the MLB is like the Republicans at the link…anyway, carry on.


26 Comments on “Superbowl Open Thread: Yeah Whatever…”

  1. So like, the first two seconds and Seattle gets a safety? Uh…good? We are for the Hawks btw…

  2. Well, first hour and the commercials are all for cars and they suck.

  3. RalphB says:

    Seahawls Defense, Fuck Yeah!

  4. RalphB says:

    Ouch, that touchdown runback hurt Denver.

  5. bostonboomer says:

    This is why I was slightly relieved that the Patriots lost to Denver. I feel for Peyton Manning. He is going to be raked over the coals, but I knew they would lose. Seattle’s defense is just too good.

  6. bostonboomer says:
  7. Fannie says:

    Luv the music, kick back to the 60’s………

  8. RalphB says:

    Sherman was hurt earlier and he’s hurting again. Best defensive back on the field even playing hurt.

  9. bostonboomer says:

    Here’s the Bob Dylan commercial for Chrysler. Boy have times changed.

  10. Fannie says:

    He lost his cowboy hat.

  11. RalphB says:

  12. RalphB says:

    The local rodents didn’t see their shadow, so we may have an early spring. Fingers crossed.