Evening Reads: Sick of the GOP Going Medieval on My Genitalia

Illustration by Marcel Ruijters, click image for direct link to his website.

Girls Kick Ass!

Damn straight…

Good Evening, I don’t know about you but I am sick and tired of the GOP going Medieval on my ass, or specifically my genitalia.

Let’s forget the news reads, and dive in to some weirdness…of the medieval kind.

No I am not kidding…tonight’s news reads will have a bit of a dungeons and ovums kind of feel to it.  I know ova is plural, but it didn’t quiet fit the rhyme with dragons…neither did ovarians, but you get the point.

So we’ll kick off this chastity belt edition of the evening news reads with a link from one of my favorite blogs:

The Wonderfully Weird World of Marcel Ruijters (Sunday Showcase #1) — Got Medieval

These days, it’s getting harder and harder to track down pictures of nuns riding flying fish, or fighting off hordes of misshapen pygmies, or falling prey to the fiendish war machines of the ape king. And if you want medieval-inspired versions of the same, forget about it!

That’s what I used to think, anyway, until I stumbled across the works of Marcel Ruijters, an artist from Rotterdam who’s taken the sorts of weird medieval art I feature here regularly in Mmm… Marginalia and doubled down on the weird, with some pretty cool results.

For example, aforementioned warrior nuns, fighting aforementioned weird hybrid men:

You know what I love about this image, is the beastie shaped men that seem to mimic bodily organs. Some of the look like stomachs and that one with the reaper’s scythe even appears to have a uterus shape about him. Honestly, I feel like one of those nuns fighting the powers that be, namely to fuck up men with sharp pointy weapons of destruction…or the more proper term, trans-vaginal wands of encroachment.

Please go to the Got Medieval link to read more about the Dutch artist Marcel Ruijters…and to see more artwork. I have to link to one more:

And being judged and found wanting in a monkey court:

Yup, looks like she is going to get one of those sick twisted lectures about the religious conscience and liberty of religious freedom…

The artist has some webpages I want to bring to your attention…

Marcel Ruijters

Marcel Ruijters | Facebook

EATEN BY DUCKS

As I mentioned up top, we are sticking with Medieval links today. Got Medieval has another post I want to share with you. All the talk of sex from “frothy dick” to the red beanie brigade makes this Valentine’s Day selection all the more special. ♥ The Medieval Bestiary Loveline ♥ — Got Medieval

Written in the first quarter of the 14th century, Richard Fournival’s Bestiary of Love takes the form of a male lover’s argument with his female counterpart in which he explains how the various important facts about animals apply equally well to people in love. It was a popular enough text that it survives (in part) in a fair number of manuscripts and spawned a couple continuations and even a Response written as if from the lady, disputing all those things her male counterpart said about the animals.*** The Bodleian has a particularly lovely copy (MS Douce 308), so let’s peek between the pages and see what the animals have to teach us about love.

Wondrous pictures at the link. Please go look at the artwork…my favorites are the Cock and the Wolf…love the expressions of the woman as she is getting lectured about the Cock, and the expressions on the sheep as they watch the wolf chew off its leg. Too fantastic, you need to just go and look.

Here is another link to love via Happy Valentine’s Day from the Posts of Valentines Past — Got Medieval  Check it out.

In honor of the year and Mayan end of days, you can read more about how Medieval Judgement Day is on the way: Leicester historian on Medieval ‘end of days’ research

The English scholar Bede (c.673-735) is often regarded as the father of English history, principally because of his five-volume epic Historia ecclesiastica gentis Anglorum. But a new volume by Dr Peter Darby from our School of Historical Studies concentrates on a less well known aspect of Bede’s multi-faceted career.

Using his extensive Biblical knowledge and the impressive library of the monastery at Wearmouth-Jarrow where he spent his life, Bede wrote many works of theology and exegesis (the interpretation of biblical texts). Within these volumes Bede dealt at length with eschatology, the study of the end of days, and this is the subject of Dr Darby’s new book, Bede and the End of Time.

At this point, the Bible (still in Latin and copied by hand of course) was regarded as the definitive, literal work of God which, as well as describing history – the Old Testament period (from the Garden of Eden onwards) and the New Testament accounts of Christ’s life and times – also provided a framework for what was going to happen before, during and after Judgement Day. Bede was able to use his detailed memory of scripture to pick references to future events from throughout the Old and New Testaments and then sought to correlate them into a workable whole, including resolutions of the contradictions and paradoxes which he encountered.

If you would like to read the academic paper, click here: Judgement Day is on the way: Leicester historian on Medieval ‘end of days’ research — University of Leicester

Now…if you thought the chastity belt reference up top was a joke, well…think again. Santorum Good for Chastity-Belt Sales? Manufacturer Says, “We’ve Had a Boost” | Blogs | Vanity Fair

The underlying tenor of this debate begs a natural question: what about chastity belts? Are there pockets of America where they’re still in use? If so, where you can buy them? (Outside of a Medieval Times gift shop, that is.) A quick, eye-opening search revealed that Amazon offers a couple dozen different models in its Health & Personal Care store, while eBay offers more than 200. It should be noted that many are models for men, and that the design and packaging of many belts made for men and women alike imply they are used for role-playing and bondage activities rather than strictly for ensuring continence. (Certainly a “ chastity belt G-string thong”  sends a mixed message.) But many other chastity-belt models look as if they will do the old trick.

I phoned one of the leading manufacturers, Chastity Belts USA—maker of “The Keeper” and “The Guardian,” among other models to seek further enlightenment.

 VF Daily: Have you noticed an uptick in sales given the recent debate about contraception?

 Donald Hayes, owner, Chastity Belts USA: We’ve had a bit of a boost in sales, but that’s typical this time of year, at tax time. I think [tax refunds] drive sales of any kind of non-essential items. People have some extra money, they say, Okay, I’ll buy some toys.

 Do you have a sense of how many of your belts are bought for “play” and how many for actually keeping someone chaste?

For most people who buy them, there’s a control factor, no doubt about it. It kind of depends on the kind of belt. If they buy a leather model, that’s usually for play. If it’s stainless steel, it tends to be more of a control thing.

The other day someone tweeted about the 2012 GOP candidates having a debate about science and scientific knowledge.

I could not help but give this reply:

So it should be no surprise that I have Monty Python on the brain, and this last link just grabbed my attention. I had to include it tonight.  Coconuts in Camelot: Monty Python and the Holy Grail in the Arthurian Literature Course

Teaching Arthurian literature affords a perhaps rare opportunity for medieval specialists to use the medium of film to interest undergraduate students in a period that is otherwise often considered foreign to their cultural world or concerns. The significant number of Arthurian films in die twentieth century reflects the continuous appeal of the Arthurian legend, a legend whose survival can be attributed to its adaptability, shifting throughout the centuries between elite and popular cultures, and disseminated in different forms through visual, oral and textual traditions. While there has always been a ludic dimension to Arthurian tradition, one postmedieval comédie portrayal of Arthur and his knights, Twain’s A Connecticut Yankee in Kitig Arthur’s Court, has had a significant impact on how Arthurian material has been adapted on the silver screen. One possible consequence of Twain’s comic vision and its early transposition into the newly emerging film medium is that, while Bresson’s brooding tale of Arthurian ennui may be the hallmark of the twentieth-century cinematic Arthurian corpus, the film that has come to represent the Round Table’s cinematic incarnation in the minds of the generations that now fill the postsecondary classroom is Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a comic masterpiece that embodies the spirit of Twain’s dismissive coinage, “holy grailing.”

That is all folks…think of this as an open thread for you to post real news links if you like. For now, I must prepare for battle. Those foul GOP nitwits can have some very mean tempers and a mouthful of awfully nasty pointy teeth!


21 Comments on “Evening Reads: Sick of the GOP Going Medieval on My Genitalia”

  1. bostonboomer says:

    Thanks for those medieval links, Minx.

    But if you can face it go look at memeorandum. The right wingers have found out about Santorum’s “Satan is attacking America” speech and they’re all going nuts.

    http://www.memeorandum.com/120221/p119#a120221p119

    • Minkoff Minx says:

      I was away from the computer a lot this evening, and didn’t have a chance to catch up on the post and comments, was afraid I would repeat so that is why I went Medieval. Those are some big right wing sites too. Haven’t looked yet, but I wonder if places like Hot Air are a bit embarrassed for endorsing Frothy Dick.

      • bostonboomer says:

        I checked Hot Air. They seem worried. I didn’t know they endorsed him.

        I love it when you go medieval!

        • Minkoff Minx says:

          Yup, Ed Morrissey:
          My choice: Rick Santorum « Hot Air

          Why Santorum? In my estimation, Santorum is the last consistent conservative standing, and the only one both promoting the conservative agenda and campaigning as a conservative in the race. That doesn’t make Santorum perfect; he lacks the executive experience I’d like to see, and some of his positions in the past and present give me pause. However, compared to the heterodoxies of his competitors in the GOP race, Santorum has a superior record on promoting conservative policies and values.

          Even more than that, though, Santorum has demonstrated a level of personal integrity in this race that outshines the rest of the field. Santorum has campaigned with blue-collar Reagan Democrats in mind, pushing for an economic plan that would revitalize manufacturing and small business. He could easily have tipped over into class-warfare populism while Gingrich and Romney bashed each other over their work at Bain and Freddie Mac in order to ingratiate himself with that sector by playing on latent envy. Instead, he defended capitalism and both of his competitors on the campaign trail more effectively than either could defend themselves. In contrast, Romney keeps demonstrating a lack of fluency in conservative politics and philosophy, while Gingrich has conducted a personal, angry campaign that threatens to reinforce every negative stereotype about conservatives, both at times putting themselves and their ambitions above the party they seek to lead.

          In the general election, I want to beat Barack Obama and send him into a prosperous retirement with his family. In the primary, I want a party leader who demonstrates the kind of integrity and consistency that only Santorum has shown. He worked hard for my vote, and I only wish I could be in the state to cast it on Tuesday.

      • bostonboomer says:

        Thanks. Now I do recall reading that. Well, Rick’s in trouble now.

      • bostonboomer says:

        Too bad. He didn’t actually defend the speech. He just attacked the media and said the questions were irrelevant. Unfortunately for him, sane voters may not agree.

    • Woman Voter says:

      Run, ‘Satan’ is loose…OK, apparently it is no news flash as Santorum goes on to say for 200 + years…CHIT and they still can’t get SATAN under control and wait for it…SATAN is only interested in attacking the US!

    • bostonboomer says:

      It’s the first I’ve seen that he’s defending the Satan comments. I can’t wait to read his explanation!

  2. bostonboomer says:

    Jennifer Rubin:

    Unlike a think tanker or pundit who wants to elucidate the adverse impact of social trends, he is running for president where, through policy and the bully pulpit, he intends to wage war on post-1960 America.

    Ronald Reagan didn’t run with such a perspective. Neither did George W. Bush. No Republican nominee ever has. Conservatives in public office have striven to restrain the size and growth of the state as a means of promoting liberty. Santorum wants to instruct us that there’s no right to absolute liberty, and he’ll tell us what sort of liberty is harmful and what is not. This misconceives at a fundamental level what it is we ask politicians to do and what voters want and expect from political leaders.

  3. bostonboomer says:

    The VA legislature delayed the state sanctioned rape bill again today.

  4. Woman Voter says:

    Santorum “SATAN’ is loose, 4 last 200 years!” His plan is to attack women
    Monty Python’s Witch Scene

  5. Stephanie says:

    Actually, it was not Bayer aspirin that was recommended back in the 60’s — for a woman to hold between her knees as contraception — it was St. Joseph aspirin, which probably is no longer on the market. Just sayin’ — I was there, heard it.