Monday Night Late Evening Reads: Cheats, Moons and GreetersPosted: December 26, 2011
While trying the “free” trial to Netflicks, I sat through the first two episodes of Lost…and just don’t get what the big deal was all about. Give me those old episodes of Dark Shadows any day.
That about sums it all up…and if that isn’t a sad statement about our economic situation, this next link is definitely a sad statement on our society.
There is a blogger out there who has been re-tweeting some pretty greedy self-absorbed tweets. F*ck Christmas! Writer Curates Worst Twitter Complaints About Christmas Gifts
The whole list is like the popular First World Problems meme only without any hint of any self awareness. It’s all pretty depressing. Seriously, just take a look:
Yikes. Lets hope Hendren never finds this lady’s Twitter account.
Anyway, you can read the rest of the Tweets at Hendren’s page here. Be warned though, it may make you want to leave society and live in the woods somewhere.
When I saw the title to this next link, it made me think of the suns in Star Wars: Earth has two ‘moons’ right now, theorists say
Sounds exciting huh? Well it is all a tease…
Earth has two moons, a group of scientists argues. One is that waxing and waning nightlight we all know and love. The other is a tiny asteroid, no bigger than a Smart Car, making huge doughnuts around Earth for a while before it zips off into the distance.
That’s the scenario posited by the scientists in a paper published Dec. 20 in the planetary science journal Icarus. The researchers say there is a space rock at least 1 meter (3.3 feet) wide orbiting Earth at any given time. They’re not always the same rock, but rather an ever-changing cast of “temporary moons.”
That’s not a moon…that little rock is just a dingle berry on a planetary ass.
And lastly, this is awesome! Check out the sign this woman is holding: Spurned Green Bay Packers Fan Gets Back At ‘Cheating Ex-Boyfriend’ On National TV
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Especially a woman who owns poster board and a Sharpie and has tickets to an NFL game. That’s what some poor Packers fan is learning today. The dope apparently cheated on his girlfriend who then dumped him and told the world about it at yesterday’s game against the Bears.
God, can you imagine if this guy was watching the game at home with his whole family for Christmas. “Hey, Thomas. Isn’t that that nice Christina girl you used to run with?” “Uh, yes, Grandpa…”
To make matters worse for the cheater, the clip has been getting heavy play all throughout the country during today’s slow news, post-Christmas newscasts. His public shaming has become second only to a man seemingly developing the ability to fly in terms of replayed football highlights.
I wouldn’t call her spurned, what do you think? What is that saying…Karma’s a bitch.
And I don’t so much like the tone of the comment:
Let this be a lesson to everyone out there; Don’t cheat. And, if you do, don’t get caught until after the big game.
That is all I can muster tonight. These past few days have been exhausting!